Some of you have heard me talk about this, and some of you have asked me to explain to the world the "Omnipotent Stick". As you can see from the definition below, this is my WTF-is-wrong-with-you-people stereotype regarding my recent (and now former) employer's staff.

Here is my overview of the Omnipotent Stick:

Definition:
Omnipotent Stick (m-np-tnt stk)
n.
An all-powerful piece of wood that is shoved up the ass of 95% of people working at my former job.

Identification:
You can identify people with the "Omnipotent Stick" when they:

• Walk by and give you the "psh" look (you know, the one raised eyebrow while looking you up and down)
• Ignore you when you are just being courteous and ask "how's it going?"
• Intentionally double park for whatever stupid ass reason
• Express a "holier-than-thou" attitude
  

Action To Take:
If you run into someone that has the Omnipotent Stick, I suggest the following:

• If male: Kick them square in the nuts. After they fall to the ground, say "THEY DO EXIST!!!" Then kick them in the nuts again.
• If female: Say "Shave that lip bitch!"
  

Additional Information:
These people have one thing going for them: the stick is so far up their asses, they don't have to worry about poking a new hole in the seat of their BMW's and/or Porsche's every time they get in their car. Unfortunately for them, this does not count as preventative maintenence.

You need to be aware that it is VERY important you take the aforementioned action against those identified with the Omnipotent Stick because until they are put in their place, they are completely unaware of their condition.

Keep it real people. Until next time...