I have to bitch for a minute. WTF is up with the drivers in Washington state? IDIOTS!!! If Washington is the wettest state in the contiguous United States, why can't you f*ckers drive in the rain?!

Here are some of the thoughts that must go through a Washington driver's mind when they leave for their daily commute:

"Oh shit, it's sprinkling!!!!" ***slams on the brakes, even though it isn't even raining enough to justify turning on the windshield wipers***

"This must be the great flood..." ***slows down to 15 mph on a 60 mph freeway, because they had to turn on the interval windshield wipers***

"What happened there? I should slow down and take a look." ***We call this a rubbernecker. These f*ckers find it necessary to slow down and cause a back up just so they can see some roadkill (I recommend the Possum Tossum at the Roadkill Cafe), or witness some poor soul that has a flat tire.***

"DAAARRRR!!!!!" ***This is when the driver knows there is no valid reason to slow down. It's raining, nothing bad, but it's wet and they have now bumped the wipers up to the second highest setting, but they can still see fine. This is the type of person that is so scared of the 1% chance something might happen. This is usually the person that slams on their brakes, erroneously causing the accident they feared in the first place.

To the idiotic drivers:

If you are someone that says one of the four statements above when you leave for the day, please realize that you are the bane of everyone's existence. You are the ones that cause road rage. You are the ones that make people so frustrated that they end up having anxiety/panic attacks. You are the ones that cause collisions.

To the good drivers (those of us that are extremely frustrated):

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.