Oh how quaint, it's link's poetry corner...
First of all, let me address all of the nay sayers with a nice "shut the fuck up" and now we can proceed with some real creative ultimate power.
I decided to write something about anger, and since my thoughts are so unorganized and without proper grammar and punctuation, I found it easier to call it a poem than to try and work it down into paragraphs.
What form am I using you ask? "Why it's not a stanza, a tonka or even a haiku link, how dare you!!!??" To those people I say shut the fuck up, I am using creative license you trick bitch. Say it again and I'll punch you in the neck, straight up collapsed trachea style.
You can go here to read more about the trachea, and what happens when it collapses in animals. They forgot to list "being punched in the neck by a straight mack daddy pimp named link" as one of the "Possible Causes" so I wouldn't use the page for any type of scientific research, and if you do be smart like me and leave it out of the bibliography. APA, REPRESENT SLACK TRICKS!!
Then when your professor asks you to "validate your so-called, or shall we call them alleged, facts sir...." you can say, "sir, I completely understand your need and desire for proof of concept and that is why I propose we cut to the chase and have a lab session right here and now to demonstrate that being punched in the neck by yours truly is in fact a 'possible cause' (those were air quotes, because air quotes are like the rudest thing you can do to someone when you are just owning on them in an argument) for trachea collapse in a mammal." Then when he gets all shitty on you and says "well I see your point, and I think I will pass on the lab session" you can be all "well that's cool because I nailed your wife on the hood of your vintage sports car in your garage" and then peace out on that stupid trick like a piece of moldy cheese stuck to the toy of a kid's happy meal.
I hope your brat cries for a year on that one lady.
Anger
by... who do you think?
Fuck it, I'm not writing anymore....
-link
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I decided to write something about anger, and since my thoughts are so unorganized and without proper grammar and punctuation, I found it easier to call it a poem than to try and work it down into paragraphs.
What form am I using you ask? "Why it's not a stanza, a tonka or even a haiku link, how dare you!!!??" To those people I say shut the fuck up, I am using creative license you trick bitch. Say it again and I'll punch you in the neck, straight up collapsed trachea style.
You can go here to read more about the trachea, and what happens when it collapses in animals. They forgot to list "being punched in the neck by a straight mack daddy pimp named link" as one of the "Possible Causes" so I wouldn't use the page for any type of scientific research, and if you do be smart like me and leave it out of the bibliography. APA, REPRESENT SLACK TRICKS!!
Then when your professor asks you to "validate your so-called, or shall we call them alleged, facts sir...." you can say, "sir, I completely understand your need and desire for proof of concept and that is why I propose we cut to the chase and have a lab session right here and now to demonstrate that being punched in the neck by yours truly is in fact a 'possible cause' (those were air quotes, because air quotes are like the rudest thing you can do to someone when you are just owning on them in an argument) for trachea collapse in a mammal." Then when he gets all shitty on you and says "well I see your point, and I think I will pass on the lab session" you can be all "well that's cool because I nailed your wife on the hood of your vintage sports car in your garage" and then peace out on that stupid trick like a piece of moldy cheese stuck to the toy of a kid's happy meal.
I hope your brat cries for a year on that one lady.
Anger
by... who do you think?
Fuck it, I'm not writing anymore....
-link
posted by link at Tuesday, December 26, 2006
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