Wednesday, January 24, 2007

It's like I'm running on lava... the harder I try, the more I melt away...

I was doing some thinking earlier today (because that's my pastime... fuck sports) and I'm stuck wondering what life is going to be like once I start treatment.

That's right, treatment... I unfortunately got into a bit of trouble on Halloween evening and so today I got to go pee in a cup and answer a bunch of questions in the hopes that what this guy decides that I do with my life, is not the same as what he thinks a crack head or someone with a serious drug and/or alcohol problem does with theirs...

But alas... if you know me then you already read the joke. It's in the paragraph above... if you don't know me personally... then let me help you out a bit... it's the part where I elude to the opinion that I don't have a serious problem....

Heh, that might just be the best joke I've heard all week....

Ok door... you are open now, so I need for you to stay open until I walk through the threshold... then please shut yourself and hold me in with all of your might... it's going to be a rough ride...


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