I decided that I have to post about my extremely negative experience at Regal Cinemas Everett Mall Stadium 16.

I went to a movie last night, Alpha Dog, and while the movie itself was fair, the experience at the theater was definitely poor.

I will definitely take the blame for showing up late, and being forced to sit in the second row. I will even take the blame for allowing my eyes to be much larger than my stomach when I ordered the extra large tub of your super dry, almost stale, popcorn.

I had to stay on top of your 13 year old cashier when he attempted to fill my cup to the brim with ice. Look you little fuck, I don't even let bad ass bartenders get away with that queer shit. Try it again, I fucking dare you.. I'm just looking for an excuse to punch someone in the neck.

I will definitely have to admit, that above all else you really took the cake when you told my friend that she could re-enter when she asked if she could go to her car to get aspirin and then refused to let her back in when she returned. I really have to say, that takes balls. Even I don't have the nuts for that.

Now to all of my loyal readers, and anyone else who might stumble across this article when searching for reviews: Do NOT visit the Everett Mall Theater which is run by Regal Cinemas. The popcorn is dry and overpriced, the soda flat, and the service is by far the worst I have ever seen.


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