Normally, when I hear the term "High Maintenance Bitch", I think of a self-serving, gold-digging, advantage taking woman or other-than-heterosexual man.

Not this time!

Now, "High Maintenance Bitch" is the name of a store in Wallingford, WA (this is in the Seattle area) who's targeted audience is pampered female dogs and sells products such as "Gel-ous Bitch Bath Gel" and "Street Walker Paw Cleanser".

In my opinion, this is a great idea! Brilliant, actually.

Of course, the laws of physics must always apply. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction".

While the store owners, customers, and people like me think this is a great idea, there is always some stupid liberal who gets a bunch of sand in their vagina and throws a tantrum.

That sand-filled-vagina liberal goes by the name of Janet Stillman, Executive Director of the Wallingford Neighborhood Office. Quick sidebar question, a neighborhood needs an office? What the hell? Hey, my living room needs a political party too. Maybe I should run for office.

Anyway, I just wanted to get this out there. Janet Stillman, are you so stupid and ignorant that you somehow have been so disconnected from reality, that you have forgotten or refused to recall, that the true definition of "bitch" is "female dog"?!

Just once, I'd like to see a liberal come up with a solution, not just a problem.

Stillman said "the sign could wreck family photographs of the Wallingford Kiddie Parade", "having to explain to your 5-year old why there is a sign that says 'bitch' on it". Hey, I got an idea, tell them the truth: the definition, the different uses, and if they ever say it in a derogitory manner, you will stick a bar of soap, or better yet, "Gel-ous Bitch Bath Gel", in their mouth.

Personally, I think I'd make the trip down to Seattle so I could have a family photo taken with that sign in the background. That would be a great conversation starter when that pic is framed and posted in the living room!

P.S. For our international readers who might not be familiar with the American terminology of the word "Bitch", you can see the definition by clicking here.

Labels: ass clowns, bitch killa, dog, high maintenence