First I will cancel your read receipt, and then I will cancel you...
...and let me tell you why...
BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!!!!
If I want to read your email, and then I choose not to respond because I think your email is shitty, then get over yourself.
You don't need to be all "big brother" and try to spy on me. Oh and I really love the "deletion receipts" too! It's great when I get a notice that says
"ALERT: The sender of this email has such a low self esteem that they need to know if you read their email before you deleted it. Would you like to ruin this miserable prick's day?"
Just so you know, I want to click "yes" every time... I really do. I want to let every single person who does this shit know that they suck. But I don't, because more than wanting to ruin their day controls me, is my urge to deny people like this any forward progress in any domain I see as my own, including my Email Inbox.
That said, the next person who attaches a fucking read receipt to an email they send me is not only going to get the read receipt, but a nice kick in the pants... one suitable for the shittiest of bitches and "small dick" email senders alike.
-link
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BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!!!!
If I want to read your email, and then I choose not to respond because I think your email is shitty, then get over yourself.
You don't need to be all "big brother" and try to spy on me. Oh and I really love the "deletion receipts" too! It's great when I get a notice that says
"ALERT: The sender of this email has such a low self esteem that they need to know if you read their email before you deleted it. Would you like to ruin this miserable prick's day?"
Just so you know, I want to click "yes" every time... I really do. I want to let every single person who does this shit know that they suck. But I don't, because more than wanting to ruin their day controls me, is my urge to deny people like this any forward progress in any domain I see as my own, including my Email Inbox.
That said, the next person who attaches a fucking read receipt to an email they send me is not only going to get the read receipt, but a nice kick in the pants... one suitable for the shittiest of bitches and "small dick" email senders alike.
-link
Labels: adventures in everett, email, growth, stupid fuckers, thoughts
posted by link at Saturday, March 17, 2007
1 Comments:
"'Rooster' would like to request a read receipt for this comment. Would you like confirm?"
[Link clicks 'No']
"'Rooster' has requested an unread deleted email notification to be sent. Would you to confirm?"
[Link clicks 'No']
[Rooster shows up at Link's house and kicks him in the nuts]
"Confirmation sent anyway. Buster."
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