...and I punch you in the neck ASAP?

What is it about lunch-ladies that just makes me want to projectile vomit every time I see them? Here is my list:

1. Most of them seem like they have some kind of brain damage
2. If they don't have brain damage, then they are on tweak
3. They are always mean
4. They are never NOT ugly

Food is supposed to spark some kind of appeal, but for some reason they like to pair food up with the fucking hunchback of Notre Dame... fucking Quasimodo shitty bitch ass tricks...

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