So I'm sitting at work today, and my employee relations rep brought me my paycheck! Hell yes, I thought I was going to have to wait until tomorrow.... which basically means that I would be fucked over since I bank with a smaller credit union.


So, now that I have that problem out of the way I think I can fully enjoy my weekend... oh wait.. not yet.

I took a look at the envelope that my paycheck came in, and I saw a stamp on the bottom right corner. I've altered the image I took so that it looks better and also to protect the innocent... or something...



I've decided that I need a stamp like this with my name on it. Unfortunately my name isn't "Adam" or I could probably just go steal this guy's stamp... No, I will need my own.

Once I get the stamp, I plan to use it frequently. I envision stamping the location just below a girl's belly button, but only after I have had ample opportunity to in fact "double check" the situation.

Hell I wouldn't want to put my name on anything I wasn't ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY sure about after all....

It's kind of like how you should only punish an animal if it really deserves it..... you know, like for instance if it didn't listen to a command, or maybe it didn't play fetch correctly... that's worthy of punishment...

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the re-action should fit the action which initiated it.

So in short, if you have beef curtains, you won't be getting the stamp of approval. Yes, you know who you are....


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