Man... so I used to hang out with this idiot who we will call "H."

I call him that because it's also his drug of choice oddly enough...

So, I found out today from a reliable source that "H" decided to try and pass some counterfeit $20 bills to three local businesses yesterday. He was actually arrested on the third attempt.

Apparently he has been hanging out with a girl who is "producing" these fake pieces of money. She allegedly gave him two $20's and told him to go buy her a pack of smokes and to break the remaining money into smaller bills with the cashier.

The cashier caught the fake money immediately. "H" somehow talked his way out of getting in trouble and he left the store.

He then tries this again at another 7-11 type store... these guys aren't so nice and they call the cops. He manages to talk his way out of this and then decides to try once more at another store. This time the cops are called again and he is put in jail on a felony charge of attempting to spend counterfeit money.

Amazing... only a fucking crack-head heroin addict would keep trying to spend counterfeit money after failing twice AND already having the cops involved one one of those instances.

I guess really, the saddest part about it is that this will probably be the best thing for him. He needs to get clean and jail will probably be his best, last and only chance to do so....

What a sad state of affairs...

Click on the source link below for a list of Google News items related to idiots attempting to spend counterfeit money... apparently the penalties go up quickly based on the amount of "funny money" that is found in your possession... well duh!!!


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