It seems like Valentine's day (another of the Hallmark holidays), is a day full of surprises for most people. The overall goal apparently being to find something creative to give to someone that you care about as a gift, and/or sentiment of your love for the person...

...or some shit like that....

I didn't get any candy or flowers yesterday, which is probably normal seeing as how I am a guy... but I did get a proposition!!

That's right, an offer for a piece of ass!

Here is the run down from the text message log on my phone, we'll call the girl "Little Hottie" to protect the innocent:

link: "So, I am curious... you still going out w/ that same guy? Are things any better now?"

Little Hottie: "yea, still with him KINDA, things haven't been great and we havent hung out much lately. 2 much stress, but i honestly don't think it'll last much longer. Just neither one of us is doing anything about it. its hard 2 explain. but i can always be single when i feel like it or just dont' care and wanna go hump someone else! hahaha! maybe that'll happen when we hang out!! hehehe"

link: "Haha!! Well u should definitely let me know when you feel like having some trouble walking for the next few days! I'm pretty sure I can make that happen for u..."

So... that's what I got for Valentine's day... much better than some bullshit ass trick nasty flowers... fucking waste of money!


-link

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