So, I have some awesome news to announce... for those of you that haven't heard it yet...

I just got my official offer from Microsoft for a full-time position that I just recently interviewed for. They "met my demands" for pay, and the sweetened the pot by throwing a bunch of other random, valuable perks my way.

Let's review some of them:

1. A signing bonus in the form of company stock (not rare, I just didn't know about it)
2. $0 out of pocket Medical coverage (no co-pay, no premiums... I can just "go" to the doctor and not worry about receiving a $300 bill showing up the next week)
3. Same thing for prescription coverage
4. Free use of the Microsoft Connector commuter service (charter buses that pick up at locations all over the Puget Sound)
5. Microsoft Prime card (I guess this thing gets me deals all over town)
6. A bunch of other shit...

So, I guess I can say that this is really surreal, and I still don't believe it has really happened! I suppose that now all I need to do is find a steady girlfriend who enjoys great sex and won't ask me a bunch of questions right when I first wake up in the morning... 8^)

If you are that girl, then email me and if you work out you can have 50% of the stuff I mentioned above and u know, the rest of my life...

But if not, if what I'm asking sounds like way too much... then just go fuck yourself and die.... now!


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