So.. you drive a Camaro...
...and while I think I've already said enough about this cock-master, mother fucker who attempted to rage on me today... but... I think I'll keep talking.
I was on my way home from work today, attempting to make a good pace in the midst of horrible 3:30 PM traffic. Let me explain a bit about 3:30 PM traffic on the 405 around here...
If you drive it enough around that time from the Eastside going Northbound, you will see that bad traffic doesn't actually start until right around 3:30 PM. It's bad, but if you are smart, it moves. You just can't be an idiot and start freaking people out by slamming your brakes on every other minute.
That said, I was past Bothell and on I-5 at this point... and some jackass in a fucking Iroq-Z was "driving" in front of me. I started to notice that the driver was letting "the gap" in front of him get bigger and bigger... I shit you not, we were at the 10+ car lengths between him and the next car.
During this little ordeal, I managed to keep anywhere from 1.5 to 2 car lengths away from this guy... I think most people would agree that's not very close at all. Still, this bastard felt the need to keep tapping his brakes, and to throw his hazard lights on more than once. Finally, when everyone way up in front of us is slowing down, he comes to a complete stop, still 10+ car lengths away.
Naturally, I stop very close to him since I had expected he would keep rolling forward. He gets all upset with me and I finally decide to go around him. Upon doing so he throws his arms up in the air and attempts to get me even more riled up.
He then followed me up the Mukilteo speedway, and got off right behind me on the Evergreen Way exit... I decided at this point that this fucker cannot know where I live. So, I find a dead end street near by with a nice city block sized loop. I drove down to this loop, and just started driving around it until this jackass finally got upset and left.
Fucking awesome!!!! You want a fresh one you frosty ass old crotchety fuck face loser?
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I was on my way home from work today, attempting to make a good pace in the midst of horrible 3:30 PM traffic. Let me explain a bit about 3:30 PM traffic on the 405 around here...
If you drive it enough around that time from the Eastside going Northbound, you will see that bad traffic doesn't actually start until right around 3:30 PM. It's bad, but if you are smart, it moves. You just can't be an idiot and start freaking people out by slamming your brakes on every other minute.
That said, I was past Bothell and on I-5 at this point... and some jackass in a fucking Iroq-Z was "driving" in front of me. I started to notice that the driver was letting "the gap" in front of him get bigger and bigger... I shit you not, we were at the 10+ car lengths between him and the next car.
During this little ordeal, I managed to keep anywhere from 1.5 to 2 car lengths away from this guy... I think most people would agree that's not very close at all. Still, this bastard felt the need to keep tapping his brakes, and to throw his hazard lights on more than once. Finally, when everyone way up in front of us is slowing down, he comes to a complete stop, still 10+ car lengths away.
Naturally, I stop very close to him since I had expected he would keep rolling forward. He gets all upset with me and I finally decide to go around him. Upon doing so he throws his arms up in the air and attempts to get me even more riled up.
He then followed me up the Mukilteo speedway, and got off right behind me on the Evergreen Way exit... I decided at this point that this fucker cannot know where I live. So, I find a dead end street near by with a nice city block sized loop. I drove down to this loop, and just started driving around it until this jackass finally got upset and left.
Fucking awesome!!!! You want a fresh one you frosty ass old crotchety fuck face loser?
-link
Labels: adventures in everett, stupid fuckers
posted by link at Thursday, May 08, 2008
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