Some really awesome website ideas....
....for anyone foolish enough to attempt to steal them.
I was in the mood for a good laugh today, actually I was "in need" of a good laugh today. So, I checked out the page which is also available at the source link below and did some reading from "Simon's good ideas for websites" where he clearly states "do not copy these ideas as they are mine."
HAH! You show them Simon, clearly nobody will be able to thwart your rock-solid attempt to retain your intellectual property (and by "rock-solid" I definitely mean "pitiful and clearly destined to fail before anyone was even able to visit the website"). But really, these are fucking funny!
Here are a few of my favorites (remember, this is not my creation, property, original thoughts, or even refined thoughts... these are "Simon's" thoughts, and as such all positive and encouraging feedback should be directed to him via visiting the source link below. If you find this disclaimer hard to read, then good, it means that I have done my job correctly):
deceasedlovedones.com
This would be a website where you pay a fee to join and are given your own web page with an empty blog. In the event of your death, you can use the page to write a message to your loved ones. Similar setup to prepaid funerals. Your loved ones can either log on and check whether you have left a message for them or can opt to receive an email notifying them when you leave a message.
whereaboutsami.com
This would be a website where users can write the name of the city and street they are on and I would tell them where they are.
uploadyourscreen.com
A website where the user takes a screenshot of their computer screen and uploads it so that when they are looking at porn and the boss walks past they can type in the link and go to it instead.
Aren't these just fucking awesome?!?!?!?! I don't know about you, but I definitely would find some good use in having a "preset" blog where I could just write my loved ones a note after I die while I'm on my way to the pearly gates and all of that...
Heh, that is kind of a big assumption... maybe I should just say "on my way to the next level..." as though this were all just a video game. I'll have to remember to bring my +7 Ass Kicker. If you are wondering what that is, it's basically a shoe.... with a steel toe (that's where the whole +7 comes in).
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I was in the mood for a good laugh today, actually I was "in need" of a good laugh today. So, I checked out the page which is also available at the source link below and did some reading from "Simon's good ideas for websites" where he clearly states "do not copy these ideas as they are mine."
HAH! You show them Simon, clearly nobody will be able to thwart your rock-solid attempt to retain your intellectual property (and by "rock-solid" I definitely mean "pitiful and clearly destined to fail before anyone was even able to visit the website"). But really, these are fucking funny!
Here are a few of my favorites (remember, this is not my creation, property, original thoughts, or even refined thoughts... these are "Simon's" thoughts, and as such all positive and encouraging feedback should be directed to him via visiting the source link below. If you find this disclaimer hard to read, then good, it means that I have done my job correctly):
deceasedlovedones.com
This would be a website where you pay a fee to join and are given your own web page with an empty blog. In the event of your death, you can use the page to write a message to your loved ones. Similar setup to prepaid funerals. Your loved ones can either log on and check whether you have left a message for them or can opt to receive an email notifying them when you leave a message.
whereaboutsami.com
This would be a website where users can write the name of the city and street they are on and I would tell them where they are.
uploadyourscreen.com
A website where the user takes a screenshot of their computer screen and uploads it so that when they are looking at porn and the boss walks past they can type in the link and go to it instead.
Aren't these just fucking awesome?!?!?!?! I don't know about you, but I definitely would find some good use in having a "preset" blog where I could just write my loved ones a note after I die while I'm on my way to the pearly gates and all of that...
Heh, that is kind of a big assumption... maybe I should just say "on my way to the next level..." as though this were all just a video game. I'll have to remember to bring my +7 Ass Kicker. If you are wondering what that is, it's basically a shoe.... with a steel toe (that's where the whole +7 comes in).
-link
Labels: adventures in kenmore, funny shit, thoughts
posted by link at Wednesday, December 24, 2008
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