I'm constantly amused by the ads I run into on Facebook and MySpace which are clearly targeted at single males in their 20's:

My favorite part is the heading: "Want a Christian Girl?"

Hah! Who in the fuck doesn't want a girl who looks like that REGARDLESS of what religion she practices?

Let's review the obvious:

Would I compromise my belief structure to have her for a girlfriend? No.

Is the reality of the situation in fact that I do not have any actual belief structure which would be compromised by my obtaining control of the above pictured woman's joy box and using it for my own selfish purposes? Yes.

Are you laughing your ass off at my clever and very "over the line" use of "obtaining control of the pictured girl's joy box" as though it were a politically advantageous location to possess, whereby you have, or are about to, wet and/or soil yourself? You had better be, otherwise I fear I may have just sold my dignity for a giggle.

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