...then you too would be able to save the mother fucking day with a paper-clip, piece of gum and some duct tape. That's right bitch, duct tape.

Check out the "source" link below for a blast from the past. That's right trick nasty, MacGyver, online from CBS.com (eh eh eh... I don't even want to hear it. I know MacGyver wears high-tops, Michael Jackson style high-waters, and a pseudo mullet... but that all just goes to show how truly confident he is. That and the fact that he doesn't EVER need a gun.)

So just shut up and take it mo-fo, because no tang is as good as the MacGyver tang that I'm about to serve you up with right hear now... ya' heard? Actually not true, there is some tang that is better, but I'll be damned if I tell anyone where to find that diamond... that's right pink cookie, u know who I'm talking about.


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Clicky Tricky!

P.S.- "adventures in Canada" is used as a label for this post because MacGyver was mostly filmed in Canadia.... that's right, Can-a-dia... damn Labat's Blue drinking, swill eating tricks...

Labels: adventures in canada, cool shit, thoughts

So... I made this movie a long ass time ago on this trip I took to Canada with some friends. We ended up getting a hotel room, and then the craziness began....

So, this is just a small clip from the entire video, but keep in mind that the girl on the left, "Tabitha," didn't actually think the camera was rolling...

Check it out here (WARNING, NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

Oh, and tell me that's not one of the best rack's you've seen on an 18 year old!! Hah!!!

I always get mine... and if you just had a nasty flashback after reading this... about something we did together... well... just start praying... and hopefully I won't start preying myself...


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Labels: adventures in canada, funny shit, hot girls