UHHHHHHHHH... the one with the nappy ass hair... UHHHHHHHHH....

So one of my very cool friends got me a couple of bad ass bumper stickers for Christmas that say no more than "Bitch Killa" in straight up Old English lettering. I LOVE THEM!!!

I promptly installed one in my back hatch window on the GTI, the other in the drivers side back seat window. Now everyone will know that I'm that scary ass "bitch killa" they need to make sure they don't get caught slippin around:

Well there you have it, and now for the story behind the phrase "bitch killa" for your holiday enjoyment (I like to tell this story to the children when it gets close to Christmas, I feel that it really demonstrates creative and moral family values):

So one day my buddy Adam and I are going to 3 Pigs Barbeque (click for the CitySearch.com review page) for lunch and he starts telling me about this awesome deal he got on a house he just purchased. The deal was in fact so awesome that he was able to pull a large amount of money out of the equity in order to get other things done around the house and in his family's personal lives.

So we start talking about buying one of those platinum grills that clip into your mouth (you know, the ones the gangstas have) and he starts saying "oh yeah, then I I'll also be rockin the tattoo on my neck, you know 'BITCH KILLA' and shit. Just go up to bitches and pull down the neck of my shirt, just all 'UHHHHHHH!!!! BITCH KILLA!!!!!"

Now I know from prior experience in telling this story, that it's kind of a "you had to be there" anecdote. If it isn't one it's definitely in the running, and well.... knowing that, I have found that the following information might help you understand why it would be hilarious for my buddy Adam to have "BITCH KILLA" tattooed on his neck (aside from all of the obvious reasons).

1. Adam has two children
2. Adam is happily married
3. Adam is from mostly rural Georgia (that's right, I said RURAL, which is almost as cool of a word as 'FERAL' which definitely has absolutely nothing to do with this story)
4. Adam is a really nice guy

So yeah, that shit made me laugh so hard that I told the story over and over again, and that resulted in me receiving these bad ass stickers (pictured above) for Christmas.

Feel free to let me know what you think about my new stickers by emailing me here....

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On another note, do you ever see other people's children and just want to put the fear of god in them when you see them misbehaving? Like for instance right now I'm watching MAD TV, and while I know it's not real, and that this character "Stuart" is also pretty far from any sort of valid reality, but I can't help but feel this desire to punch him right in his fucking neck and then watch his feeling of safety shatter, his confidence implode and cumble upon itself and fear completely consume him. Then he will be useful and responsive to direction. If you are reading this on the website, then you can clearly see that I am ten ninjas.

Labels: bitch killa, car, christmas

Well, it's been an interesting year for sure... and while it's not over I do think it's close enough to the end of its lifespan that I can talk about it a bit right now.

This year we saw some crazy shit go down:

Yeah right, I'm not going to re-cap that shit... watch CNN on NYE if you want that shit.

What I will say is this, I was able to learn quite a bit this year about relationships and how my actions affect other people. I was also able to learn that it's often better just to bite your tongue and not say what you want in anger than to blurt it out and pay the consequences.

I think more than anything else though, I learned that we all have a safety net in life, but that each time we use that net it loses it's strength a bit. I can tell by the repeated fuckups that I made this year, and how I got to see the sharks swimming in the boiling water below just a little better each time I fell.

On top of that, I think I believe that everything happens for a reason just a bit more as well. It seems that I met and cut off a fair amount of people this year as well, each with their own purpose. Really from these changes I've realized that you don't always know everyone forever like you might want to.

I grew apart from a very good friend of mine, but at the same time I'm happy that I did so because I think our relationship was bordering an unhealthy state.

Another couple of good friends of mine didn't even return my "Merry X-Mas" SMS greeting... another unintended "test" that had the added effect of showing me the true colors of a number of people in my phone book. I guess I'm glad that I don't hang out with them anyhow.

That's it for now...


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Labels: changes, christmas, growth, thoughts