You can stick this $101 ticket where the sun don't shine....

So I get pulled over day before yesterday... in the slow lane...doing 58 mph on I-5 south on my way to work. Cop gives me the typical line "Know why I pulled you over?" and for the first time in my life, I honestly said "nope". He tells me he noticed I wasnt wearing my seatbelt and now apparently you can get a seatbelt violation as a "primary offense" (meaning you dont have to be caught doing anything else). So I'm like "wow, I didn't know that I needed babysitting as a 28 year old, but thanks for coming to my rescue. Apparently doing under the speed limit in the slow lane and not tailgating translates into me obviously needing rescuing from myself on the off chance that I run off the road into something and need my seatbelt." Ok, so thats what I was thinking, but seriously, how effing lame is it to get a seatbelt violation when you're actually doing everything you're supposed to be doing as a driver?

Just needed to get that off my chest before my Percocet kicks in.....ahhhh.....the sweet relief.....



See the link for the a-hole that sealed the deal on the seatbelt law...

Labels: ass clowns, click it or ticket, state patrol