....if you need to get more information about what's actually running on your system than what Task Manager wants to tell you, then you should check out Process Explorer.

Now don't get me wrong, Task Manager is NOT a horrible application, especially considering that it is a "freebie" that comes with the OS after all, and there are little tips and tricks that you can use to get all of the information you really need out of it...

...but personally, I say "fuck that noise." Shit needs to work right from the start, not after I sit around and have to massage the fucking program's "metaphorical clit" until it feels like it wants to do as I tell it).

...let me just tell you a little something about how I feel when a tool, piece of equipment, person, animal, etc. wants to fuck around and ignore my directions or basically all in all get the fuck caught slippin like a trick nasty bitch.... yes I am very well aware that in-animate objects do not "get caught slippin" or make decisions not to follow my directions.... regardless of that, I will still bring the hammer down with the fury of an angry god when shit doesn't go how I want it to....

That's where "Process Explorer" comes in. This cool little application gives you a literal SHITLOAD of details surrounding the active processes on your machine. One really kick-ass feature is that it will actually map out process tree dependencies (i.e. say you are looking at a process that's eating up a ton of resources. What happens if you kill it? Oh, you aren't sure? Exactly. No more of that bullshit... EVER!!) Why no more?

I'll tell you why bitches!! Because now, thanks to Mark Russinovich, we have "Process Explorer v11.31" now tricks!!

Grab it here from TechNet (that's right, TechNet sucka!) and put all of those "trick NasT" processes back in check by representing in a proper fashion... or.. I suppose you could even fuck around and click the "Source" link below...


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Labels: cool shit, current events, software

Check out the source link below for a laugh. Thanks Mink!

I think this appealed to me most because of the first line of text: "I hate your fucking shitty face!"

Love it!! I profess to begin using this as a response to some of the people I deal with at work...

*sigh*... if only...


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Labels: cool shit, funny shit

...then you too would be able to save the mother fucking day with a paper-clip, piece of gum and some duct tape. That's right bitch, duct tape.

Check out the "source" link below for a blast from the past. That's right trick nasty, MacGyver, online from CBS.com (eh eh eh... I don't even want to hear it. I know MacGyver wears high-tops, Michael Jackson style high-waters, and a pseudo mullet... but that all just goes to show how truly confident he is. That and the fact that he doesn't EVER need a gun.)

So just shut up and take it mo-fo, because no tang is as good as the MacGyver tang that I'm about to serve you up with right hear now... ya' heard? Actually not true, there is some tang that is better, but I'll be damned if I tell anyone where to find that diamond... that's right pink cookie, u know who I'm talking about.


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Clicky Tricky!

P.S.- "adventures in Canada" is used as a label for this post because MacGyver was mostly filmed in Canadia.... that's right, Can-a-dia... damn Labat's Blue drinking, swill eating tricks...

Labels: adventures in canada, cool shit, thoughts

For those of you who don't use MySpace, or prefer Facebook, or whatever the fark... you can find my new profile on Facebook by searching for my name (if you know it)... I can't really figure out what my "direct link" for my profile is...

If you go there and request an add from me, go ahead and mention that you are an eNemesis reader and I'll make sure and send you some "special" pictures that I've been holding onto for awhile now.

I'm sure the girl I was dating at the time won't be too happy about them.... but I can't really say that I give a fuck what she thinks... har har har, now who's the pirate, bitch? That's right, the pussy pirate, and ass pirate if I'm in the mood and the ass belongs to and is attached to a female.

I like to be specific.


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Labels: cool shit, current events, thoughts

That's right tricks, check it:

Labels: cool shit, Microsoft, thoughts

....I know it's all just a state of mind.

I was listening to a really great song today. In fact I'm listening to it again right now, and it's wonderful. The song is Misty Mountain Hop - Led Zeppelin in case you were wondering.

I suppose I could even fill you up.... with some conjecture on what the song is about... Like to hear it? Here it goes.... Some people say this song is about sitting in a park getting high and running into the cops. Well hell, check out these lyrics:

I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really
Really out of my mind.
Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us, said,
"Please,hey, would we care to all get in line,
Get in line."
Well, you know, they asked us to stay for tea and have some fun; Oh, oh,oh.
he said that his friends would all drop by, ooh.

Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
and baby, baby, baby, do you like it?
There you sit, sitting spare like a book on a shelf rustin',
ah, not trying to fight it.
You really don't care if they're comin'; oh, oh,
I know that it's all a state of mind.

So, I'm listening to this song, and things are slowly sinking in. Like the fact that all of life really is about your state of mind. Your position, your success, your perception, how you are perceived.... all of it.

It's all a state of miiiind... wooo hoooo... wooooooo hooooooo... wooo hoooo.... wooooooo hooooooo...

Oh I really don't know.... whoa... whoa... Oh I really don't knoooowwwww


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Labels: cool shit, music, thoughts

So, for the first time in 2 decades (that's right, 20 fucking years!), the feds have created some additional "wilderness" land.... this is basically the "most protected" that any land can be in the United States.

Check out the linked source story for more info....


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Labels: cool shit, current events, thoughts, world news

I heard about the story linked below as the "source" on the radio this morning. I thought it was worth a read so I tracked it down and posted it here...

This totally reminds me of something out of a movie.


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Labels: cool shit, current events, world news

I'm sitting here with one of my business partners, Ray, and he took a second to share this statement with me.... (which by the way he came up with himself, so don't fucking steal it you poser tricks...):

Give the laziest man the hardest task, he'll find the easiest way to do it.

Seriously, that's just a little slice of truth for you there....


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Labels: cool shit, thoughts

So my buddy Ingrid had this posted on her blog, and I thought it kicked major ass!

Apparently this doctor invented a vest to monitor vascular health in his patients, then he converted it to a gaming device that's another step closer to virtual reality.

Check it out tricks!

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Labels: cool shit, technology

My mom sent me a link to a gallery of Batik paintings, which are done by a new neighbor of hers (she just bought a new house and is waiting on all of the financial stuff to close...) and he has some images online so you can review what is available and to get an idea for his style of work.

If you check the source link below it will take you to his website. Checking the "Batik" link here or above will open a new window with the Wikipedia article describing what a Batik is for your reference.

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Labels: art, cool shit, thoughts

What's up everyone!! My apologies for the delay in between posts... Nothing new here, just busy with work as per normal. I did start a new job at a company that I've always wanted to work for, and what can I say, I love it!!!

Now, I should probably get to the point on this post... lest my readers start to believe that my job or the company that I work for have anything to do with the aforementioned list of shitty bitches.

Now, the list of states in the United States of America which qualify to be nominated for a status of "shitty bitch":

1. Wyoming
2. North Dakota
3. South Dakota
4. Kansas
5. Mississippi
6. Indiana
7. West Virginia
8. Vermont
9. New Hampshire
10. Rhode Island
11. Maine

You might just ask yourself what all of these states have in common.... you might be so disappointed with the list of states after seeing the names, that your ability to care about the subject could very well be gone... defunct.... extinct... whatever you want to call it.

You should know by now that I don't really care what you care about... I'm going to tell your shitty ass anyhow. These states don't have a single eNemesis reader in them in the past 30 days...

I have to be honest now... when I compiled the list for the first time... and instantly noticed the extremely lame nature of each and every state in the list... I was almost relieved. I mean, people from these states might just shart if they read my site.. and how would they handle that? Not quite shit but more than a fart? Those are difficult and confusing times if you ask me...

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Labels: cool shit, funny shit, stupid fuckers, thoughts

If you take a gander at the source link below, it will take you to a story which details Microsoft's plan to offer a kind of "hobby pack" for casual developers in the embedded software/hardware arena.

From the story: "For $200 to $400, a hobbyist or academic researcher can buy a package that includes Windows CE 6, developer tools, Visual Studio, and a hardware reference board from one of five hardware vendors."

This is going to kick so much ass!!!


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Labels: cool shit, current events, technology, thoughts, world news

So, I was going through some boxes and I found a mini disc player, an optical patch cable and discovered that my external Sound Blaster sound card has an optical out port on it.


I thought that just for fun, I would transfer some audio to the device using the old method of "dubbing" via the optical patch cable.


I'll let you know how it goes...


Check it:


Let me know if you have any cool ideas for the mini disc player...


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Labels: cool shit, technology, thoughts

...sent me a wonderful picture of him having a blast drinking beer somewhere. Check out the awesome coaster he found:


I don't know about you guys, but I just saw a commercial on TV for "Girls Gone Wild: Finally 18!!" and oooooohhhhh boy, I feel like getting raped in my "credit card ass" so I think I'll give 'em a call!!

Fucking losers. Now, back to the picture above. I thought it was pretty "quaint" that Budweiser made a coaster in the shape of our state here, beautiful Washington! Or should I say W@$h!ngton (I'm not sure where that link goes, but if you click on it and find yourself transported to some very odd site, place or even time... don't blame me...)


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Labels: cool shit, funny shit

First this:



..and also this:



...and fuck why not one more for good measure:



I just have one question... who let this shit happen? I know there are some parents to blame somewhere...


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Labels: cool shit, jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

I just have to talk about this, because it's new for me and I'm not sure if I have some weird condition or syndrome...

I stumbled across the source link below (Audi.com) and instantly had to know more.

So I found:

• Audi World
• Jalopnik
• Wikipedia
• Audi
• Google Image Search

I know there will be a day in the future where I can afford something like this, a dream car if you will. Right now I can only dream, and know that all the haters that say I can't and won't, definitely won't get a ride from me when they are waiting for the bus. Trick ass mother fuckers...

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Labels: car, cool shit, thoughts

I consider myself somewhat of an expert on tight pussy now, seeing as how I've had so much of it.

Now... let me just make a few more generalized statements about my best friend, "tight pussy."

I love me some tight pussy, in fact I love tight pussy so fucking much, that I (yes, me) will put up with just about anything, simply so that I can have some of that tight pussy at the end of each day.

Let me tell you why tight pussy is so great just in case you don't already know:

Because it grabs you and holds on, no matter how much neither one of you can handle the intense feeling. Then you just lose control and turn into a carnal beast as the tight pussy begs you for pleasure, and in return offers to just fry the fuck out of your brain with euphoria. Now, at this point, I have to fully admit that when I go at it, with a sweet piece of ass, I definitely cannot think straight. It's like I've plugged myself into an electrical outlet. I turn into an animal, and I only know how to do one thing, and that's make the tight pussy happy. So while I'm busy stretching that tiny little miracle out, she's usually busy letting me know just how well I'm doing.

I suppose that sometimes... just once in a great while, you run into that tight pussy and it's attached to a really beautiful and wonderful human being. One that's cute, sexy, hot, intelligent, funny, knows how to take a joke, is laid back, etc... basically one that I love. Unfortunately... or maybe fortunately as the case may be, this doesn't happen all that often.

I say that it may actually be a good thing, only because I don't think that I would be able to handle falling in love more often than the extremely rare occurrences that are commonplace now.

Oh, and for the ladies who don't like morning sex, I have only one question for you. Is there something wrong with you?

Now, to be fair... most every girl I have been with would qualify as "tight"... because I mean fuck, when you have to use half a bottle of lube to grease it up just to get the tip in... but, at the same time, I wouldn't call anyone that I had been with "loose" or really even date them for that matter. I mean how disrespectful is it to insult someone who let you put your cock inside of them? Also, how shitty is it to lead someone on when you know it's never going to work out? My feeling is that "loose pussy" just doesn't work out...

Anyhow, pussy is fucking wonderful, and tight pussy should be on the list of fucking protected wildlife.

Well then.. I suppose that I'll just leave you with that...


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Labels: cool shit, hot girls, thoughts

I thought the linked story was pretty interesting, only because I swear that I thought this up when I was 7.

Basically, the idea is to use the kinetic energy that people normally displace, along with gravity and a magneto, to generate a tiny amount of electricity with each step. Imagine a floor that allowed this wherever you stepped... now imagine that same floor in a busy area, like a bus terminal, a mall, downtown streets, etc.

This, along with some of this would make for some nice, ambient, non-polluting energy production.


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Labels: cool shit, current events, technology, thoughts

Holy fucking shit!!! I just happen to have the answer in the form of a news article posted on MSN...

From the story:

"From this we can conclude that all blue-eyed individuals are linked to the same ancestor," Eiberg said. "They have all inherited the same switch at exactly the same spot in their DNA."

........

"The question really is, 'Why did we go from having nobody on Earth with blue eyes 10,000 years ago to having 20 or 40 percent of Europeans having blue eyes now?" Hawks said. "This gene does something good for people. It makes them have more kids."

Hah! I'll definitely second that one! Blue eyed ladies are definitely hot, although I've noticed that I tend to gravitate toward the brown eye color.... not sure why that is exactly... maybe I'll let you know when I figure it out.

Check the source link below for the full story.


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Labels: cool shit, current events, world news

Check out the source link below, or watch it here (this is awesome!):



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Labels: cool shit

So I just got back into playing an old classic: Starcraft and Starcraft: Brood War.

I was checking out some Internet sites on the old pair when I found it's new sibling which is supposedly due around this time next year... Starcraft 2.

Check out the source link below which should take you to the website for the game and will also show you some screen shots as well. The graphics are insane and so are the units for the Protoss race!!! I know, I know... totally fucking sweet!!!

Check it out and post a comment to let us know what you think!


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Labels: cool shit, technology, thoughts

Sometimes, when I'm really kickin' ass and takin' names, I like to listen to this song that Rage Against the Machine did a cover of. It's called "Microphone Fiend" and you can find it on the "Renegades" album.

The source link below has the lyrics if you care to check them out. This would be my choice if we had to pick some lyrics and then throw them in a pit and watch them fight:



Then there's this other song they covered, it's called "Pistol Grip Pump" and these lyrics are so damn dangerous and will automatically kick so much ass when spoken that I only unleash them on sucka's when I catch rotten taco face snaggle tooth slippin (warning, if you have a weak pussy with sand in it, you might be offended by this):

Labels: bitch killa, cool shit, thoughts

I saw this on Digg and just had to replicate it...

Check the source link below.


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Labels: car, cool shit

So I was chatting with my buddy Charlie about some computer stuff and he sent me the link to a picture of his latest home office setup:

I thought it was pretty badass too!! Here are some stats:

• Windows Vista Ultimate
• AMD Athlon 64 3800+
• 3 GB of RAM
• 2 260GB Hard drives with hardware RAID 1 mirrored redundancy setup
• 2 Nvidia Geforce 7100 GS Video cards, 2 monitors on each card
• All 4 monitors shown above are on one computer effectively extending his desktop

So, needless to say I thought this was a kickass setup and deserved some front page time, hence the eNemesis post.

Let us know what you think! Email me @ link@enemesis.org.

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Labels: cool shit, technology

The title? It's the new label for the new swap drive I just installed in my laptop.

It's a special solid state memory add-on that allows my operating system to take it's paging or swap file off of the physical hard disk and place it onto solid state memory. This change in operation offers a performance gain of approximately 8 to 10 times that of reading data from a conventional laptop hard drive.

• Solid State Memory - With no moving parts, a solid state drive largely eliminates seek time, latency and other electro-mechanical delays and failures associated with a conventional hard disk drive.
• Hard Disk Drive - A hard disk drive (HDD), commonly referred to as a hard drive, hard disk or fixed disk drive, is a non-volatile storage device which stores digitally encoded data on rapidly rotating platters with magnetic surfaces.

-The above definitions were stolen from Wikipedia.org

Now I did just lie a bit... It's not a special piece of hardware, it's actually just an SD card. It's only about 512MB, and I'm actually only using about 480 of those 512 MB. The feature in Windows Vista Enterprise is called "ReadyBoost" and you can read more about it at the "Source" link below.

The performance gains that I am noticing so far (based on personal observation, in no way am I being or acting scientific in my data collection methods) apply to the loading of Photoshop, Dreamweaver, etc. All of the web Dev stuff that usually has a slew of libraries that it needs to load up front.

Long story short, I just added 480MB of solid state memory to my computer with a couple of clicks. I think this shit is great!!!


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Labels: cool shit, technology, Windows Vista

So I'm sitting at work today, and my employee relations rep brought me my paycheck! Hell yes, I thought I was going to have to wait until tomorrow.... which basically means that I would be fucked over since I bank with a smaller credit union.


So, now that I have that problem out of the way I think I can fully enjoy my weekend... oh wait.. not yet.

I took a look at the envelope that my paycheck came in, and I saw a stamp on the bottom right corner. I've altered the image I took so that it looks better and also to protect the innocent... or something...



I've decided that I need a stamp like this with my name on it. Unfortunately my name isn't "Adam" or I could probably just go steal this guy's stamp... No, I will need my own.

Once I get the stamp, I plan to use it frequently. I envision stamping the location just below a girl's belly button, but only after I have had ample opportunity to in fact "double check" the situation.

Hell I wouldn't want to put my name on anything I wasn't ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY sure about after all....

It's kind of like how you should only punish an animal if it really deserves it..... you know, like for instance if it didn't listen to a command, or maybe it didn't play fetch correctly... that's worthy of punishment...

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the re-action should fit the action which initiated it.

So in short, if you have beef curtains, you won't be getting the stamp of approval. Yes, you know who you are....


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Labels: bitch killa, cool shit, thoughts

I came across this site today and wanted to post it for all of the PHP nuts out there...

I guess what's great about the timing on this article is that I just happen to be smack in the middle of a wordpress conversion for this site.

That said... have fun tricks...


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Labels: cool shit, technology

I was going through some old files on my external hard drive when I found an old email from a former co-worker. This former co-worker really was fun to work with and he frequently sent out funny jokes involving images that he "re-captioned."

Honestly, I don't think I've seen any "re-captioning" work meet or beat the work done by this guy. This former co-worker actually used to post on this site with Vincent and I, he was/is known as "withoutinfluence."

I guess overall he posted about two or three times and then pretty much stopped responding to my IM's and emails. That said, I will probably be removing him from the user list here at eNemesis, but in tribute to him... (hahaha, that's so shitty of me, oh fucking well) I am going to post this work of his that I found and while I'm not taking credit for it, I will be using it to my advantage in the sense that more people will view my site because I have awesome funny stolen pictures with text on it...

... I know.. "whatever.." is right...

Oh, and remember: "Only half of these are really from the Wii manual. Which ones are your guess."

Anyhow, on with the show. (The link will open an image directory in a new window)

I would have posted the images on the main page, but there are way too many images and I want to lower my bounce rate a bit by having people actually click to a link below my main page. Apparently I'm fucking myself in a bad way by using this format for a site.

That said... be prepared to see a change soon.


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Labels: bitch killa, business is business, cool shit, jackassery, thoughts

So I was supposed to start my new job two Mondays ago. I got the call today telling me that I'm starting tomorrow morning at 9am. Thank fucking god. I can't really afford to be out of work for another full week.

That said, I'm still working on porting eNemesis over to the Wordpress engine. I wanted to do some skin editing, and I went looking for a tool that will allow me to "grab" colors from the screen without having to hunt for them.

I found a cool tool called "ColorPic" which you can check out by following the previous link.

I started poking around the application developer's website and found that they have an entire section of free web dev tools, so I thought they were worth mentioning.

They care called Iconico, and they say that they make "Accurate Design and Development Software." I like that, because they claim to be accurate, it gives me the feeling that I'm working with a precision tool.

Anyhow, check out the source link or the link for the "ColorPic" app above, I think you'll find some useful tools if you do any kind of web development on the side like yours truly.


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Labels: a day in the life of, cool shit, thoughts, web development

...because I watched them fall away....

Recently in eNemesis news...

• Purchase of eNemesis.net domain (currently routes to eNemesis.org)
• Discovery of kick ass source link below

So I came across the linked website on DIGG or some other site like that and I thought it was a really nifty tool.

I might actually attempt to integrate it into my menu system... ughghhgh

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Labels: cool shit, enemesis, thoughts

So I came across this site today, and I think it's a great resource for anyone doing their own freelance work out there (like me...). Check out the "source" link below for that, and then I also threw in a cool link about some changes over at the CIA.

Check it out:

• 101 Essential Freelancing Resources
• CIA to declassify notorious operations

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Labels: cool shit, current events, world news

...just check out the source link below for a pretty cool picture.

If you know anything about Tesla coils, or really who Tesla is... you will enjoy this.


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Labels: cool shit, technology

Every once in a great while, the marketing guru's here in the great and almighty US of A come up with something that really is... well... pure genius.

I found a site that isn't blocked by my work proxy server, and so chances are it probably isn't blocked by your work proxy server either.... (in case you didn't realize, that's also the entire point behind having our '.org' domain name as .org domains are so rarely placed on the deny list for routers and proxy servers in Corporate America. Are we a not for profit and/or non-profit... fuck yes we kind of are... because we sure don't make any fucking money doing this shit..)

Click the source link below to experience aforementioned "pure genius" at its finest...

Then when you are done with those ads, check out this site: Real Ultimate Power


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Labels: adventures in bothell, bitch killa, cool shit, fresh to death

I love good food, I love good music... and I really love watching movies on my phone.

So know that I will tell your ass right here and now, that being able to watch movies on my 8125 is the sickest shit that any one's sissy bitch ass will ever know and/or love.

Now, as I watch "Old School" on my phone, and laugh at everyone who can't watch movies on their phones... you can go fuck yourself with a recycled peanut butter jar... or not... totally your choice. I'm a no pressure sort of guy...


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Labels: adventures in everett, bitch killa, cool shit

Voicemail is a pain the ass. I stopped listening to voicemails. I don't even bother, and haven't since the invention of caller id. If you leave me a voicemail, it will sit in my voicemail inbox until it is automatically deleted in 2 weeks. This is probably the reason no one leaves me voicemails anymore.

Well, today I am changing my tune. I just added a new service to my plethora of communication methods. SpinVox voicemail service. This handy dandy little service takes a voicemail left in your inbox, converts it to text, and shoots it to you in an email. That email is sent to my BlackBerry, and I can read your voicemail in the middle of the meeting I am in, which was the reason for me not being able to answer the call to begin with.

Let's test this out -

Calling voicemail....

Friendly lady answers and lets me know I should leave a message...(funny, that lady never compelled me to leave messages before, or anyone else for that matter, what's the point?)

There's the beep... My message:
"Hey, this is my first test message. Let see how this SpinVox voicemail service works. Hopefully this will show up on my email and I'll be able to read it on my BlackBerry."

Alright. Let's wait for the message to come through. Interesting - no new message indicator on my wireless phone , but I have the email, and it takes about 2 minutes.

The email says:

You received a new voicemail from +14253784000:

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Hey, this is my first test message. Let see how this SpinVox voicemail service works.
Hopefully this will show up on my email & I'll be able to read it on my BlackBerry.
- Powered by SpinVox.
---------------

Message received at Feb 23, 2007 7:28:19 PM

If you wish to listen to this message, call your voicemail on +1310xxxxxxx and press *01

For assistance, see www.spinvox.com or email service@spinvox.com

Thank you,
SpinVox

Man, that's some pimp shit. Think of what you can do with this. Getting directions on your voicemail will be a snap. Catch a phone number or name that was too fast to catch while you are driving on the freeway? No problem. Leave yourself a voicemail when you are plastered to remind you how you ended up in prison/Mexico/trapped in a basement, and be able to understand it the next day.

Now I just need to convince everyone to leave voicemails when they call me and I don't answer.

If you feel the need to enjoy the pure goodness of getting your voicemails in an email, you can join up on the SpinVox beta test in the US. SpinVOx will officially launch with a major carrier sometime in the next year, but until then, you can join for free while they re testing teh service here in the US. Simply shoot an email to gamma@spinvox.com and express your interest. For more info on SpinVox, check the source link below. Apparently they have been in business for quite some time in Europe.

Labels: cool shit, voicemail