I'm constantly amused by the ads I run into on Facebook and MySpace which are clearly targeted at single males in their 20's:

My favorite part is the heading: "Want a Christian Girl?"

Hah! Who in the fuck doesn't want a girl who looks like that REGARDLESS of what religion she practices?

Let's review the obvious:

Would I compromise my belief structure to have her for a girlfriend? No.

Is the reality of the situation in fact that I do not have any actual belief structure which would be compromised by my obtaining control of the above pictured woman's joy box and using it for my own selfish purposes? Yes.

Are you laughing your ass off at my clever and very "over the line" use of "obtaining control of the pictured girl's joy box" as though it were a politically advantageous location to possess, whereby you have, or are about to, wet and/or soil yourself? You had better be, otherwise I fear I may have just sold my dignity for a giggle.

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Labels: funny shit, hot girls, thoughts

...hah! Sorry, that was some laughing left over from my expedition to the site in the "source" link below.

An old friend from high school sent me this link a few days ago and I just came across it (horrible at checking my personal email). I did promise that I would give him some props on here, but it just occurred to me that I probably shouldn't type out his full name which is Chris Lobkovich.... oh fuck...

Well at didn't tell them that your phone number is... oh phew... almost fucked up again...

Hah!!! Sorry bro!


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Labels: funny shit, hot girls, thoughts

....to only date girls who are of an Asian descent.

You can check out the source link below, and I think that should "close the deal" for most of you. But if that doesn't do it, then click the link anyhow, use some of the pics as your desktop background... and I feel like after about 48 hours of staring at the super hot Asian chick, you will then realize AND agree with my decision to date Asian only.

Now, I know what some of you are thinking... probably something along the lines of "try getting a dick that's not the size of a toothpick and you might be able to fuck a girl who isn't super tiny and you might experience what we call "sex you can feel"....

To that I say "fuck you, your eye socket is next on my list..." u know, that's what I would say if someone was actually talking shit... not that they are, but in my game I'm always ready for some sucka to get caught slippin....


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Labels: adventures in kenmore, hot girls, thoughts

Yeah, I know.. it has definitely been a busy day here @ eNemesis, but I'm going to go ahead and bank on the fact that I know my readers are totally appreciating this.

In fact, I've already received more than a few emails which are encouraging to say the least! Oh, and thank you ladies for the pictures as well. 8^)

That said, check out the source link below if you want a good/quick read about how to "dissect a bully" which is exactly what it sounds like, but they do mean mentally vs. physically (nobody here is going to cut someone up... especially if they are just a piece of shit bully).

This link came from Mink originally (thanks bro!) and in true "pay it forward" fashion it has now been replicated to eNemesis for your viewing pleasure (just leave some extra change on the counter when you leave... heh...).

Oh also, if you get bored with reading, you should then check out this site: Alexia Lei

This girl reminds me of someone I used to date (the Asian/American mix that is, my ex girlfriend was way more hot than this girl... ), but more importantly reminds me of a decision that I recently made about the type of lady that I want to date going forward. More on that some other time...


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P.S.- I think it's really awesome that "eNemesis" triggers a suggestion of "enema" in most spell checking software.

Labels: hot girls, thoughts

So, I just wanted to call attention to the red box here:

...that's right... this is one of those ad's from MySpace/Facebook that pretty much just blatantly says: "Guys - Need A Fling?"

Hah, well of course I need a fling!! Especially if the lady looks like the girl above!! I mean really, who doesn't?

That said, I really find it amusing when they do what I call "super target a demographic" and push these types of ads based on what your personal stats read on your MySpace/Facebook page.

My personal stats read something along the lines of me being single, and looking for love in all the wrong places or some kind o' jive like that...

Click the picture, the larger version looks even better... especially with the red box to help guide your eyes to the correct area of the image.

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Labels: funny shit, hot girls, thoughts

So... I made this movie a long ass time ago on this trip I took to Canada with some friends. We ended up getting a hotel room, and then the craziness began....

So, this is just a small clip from the entire video, but keep in mind that the girl on the left, "Tabitha," didn't actually think the camera was rolling...

Check it out here (WARNING, NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

Oh, and tell me that's not one of the best rack's you've seen on an 18 year old!! Hah!!!

I always get mine... and if you just had a nasty flashback after reading this... about something we did together... well... just start praying... and hopefully I won't start preying myself...


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Labels: adventures in canada, funny shit, hot girls

...but if I had the chance, I would bang the hell out of Mariah Carey!!

You can click the source link below for an image search of her, but I thought this one pretty much shows why I want a piece:

Look at that rack!!!! It's amazing!! It's gorgeous!!! Fuck, it's amazingly gorgeous!!!

Like I said... if I had the chance... I would totally do it!!

Like I'm going to have that chance anytime soon....

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Labels: hot girls, thoughts

It seems like Valentine's day (another of the Hallmark holidays), is a day full of surprises for most people. The overall goal apparently being to find something creative to give to someone that you care about as a gift, and/or sentiment of your love for the person...

...or some shit like that....

I didn't get any candy or flowers yesterday, which is probably normal seeing as how I am a guy... but I did get a proposition!!

That's right, an offer for a piece of ass!

Here is the run down from the text message log on my phone, we'll call the girl "Little Hottie" to protect the innocent:

link: "So, I am curious... you still going out w/ that same guy? Are things any better now?"

Little Hottie: "yea, still with him KINDA, things haven't been great and we havent hung out much lately. 2 much stress, but i honestly don't think it'll last much longer. Just neither one of us is doing anything about it. its hard 2 explain. but i can always be single when i feel like it or just dont' care and wanna go hump someone else! hahaha! maybe that'll happen when we hang out!! hehehe"

link: "Haha!! Well u should definitely let me know when you feel like having some trouble walking for the next few days! I'm pretty sure I can make that happen for u..."

So... that's what I got for Valentine's day... much better than some bullshit ass trick nasty flowers... fucking waste of money!


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Labels: bitch killa, hot girls, thoughts

I consider myself somewhat of an expert on tight pussy now, seeing as how I've had so much of it.

Now... let me just make a few more generalized statements about my best friend, "tight pussy."

I love me some tight pussy, in fact I love tight pussy so fucking much, that I (yes, me) will put up with just about anything, simply so that I can have some of that tight pussy at the end of each day.

Let me tell you why tight pussy is so great just in case you don't already know:

Because it grabs you and holds on, no matter how much neither one of you can handle the intense feeling. Then you just lose control and turn into a carnal beast as the tight pussy begs you for pleasure, and in return offers to just fry the fuck out of your brain with euphoria. Now, at this point, I have to fully admit that when I go at it, with a sweet piece of ass, I definitely cannot think straight. It's like I've plugged myself into an electrical outlet. I turn into an animal, and I only know how to do one thing, and that's make the tight pussy happy. So while I'm busy stretching that tiny little miracle out, she's usually busy letting me know just how well I'm doing.

I suppose that sometimes... just once in a great while, you run into that tight pussy and it's attached to a really beautiful and wonderful human being. One that's cute, sexy, hot, intelligent, funny, knows how to take a joke, is laid back, etc... basically one that I love. Unfortunately... or maybe fortunately as the case may be, this doesn't happen all that often.

I say that it may actually be a good thing, only because I don't think that I would be able to handle falling in love more often than the extremely rare occurrences that are commonplace now.

Oh, and for the ladies who don't like morning sex, I have only one question for you. Is there something wrong with you?

Now, to be fair... most every girl I have been with would qualify as "tight"... because I mean fuck, when you have to use half a bottle of lube to grease it up just to get the tip in... but, at the same time, I wouldn't call anyone that I had been with "loose" or really even date them for that matter. I mean how disrespectful is it to insult someone who let you put your cock inside of them? Also, how shitty is it to lead someone on when you know it's never going to work out? My feeling is that "loose pussy" just doesn't work out...

Anyhow, pussy is fucking wonderful, and tight pussy should be on the list of fucking protected wildlife.

Well then.. I suppose that I'll just leave you with that...


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Hey everyone, sorry for the lack of recent updates, I've just been working on building some websites for new customers and friends who needed them... you know, no big deal.

The new pictures announcement has to do with the pictures that drop in behind the navigation menu (you know, that weird box on the right side of the screen).

If you use Internet Explorer (sorry everyone who hates M$, and more specifically IE), you will see a transparent menu with images for the backdrop.

Recently I have added a few new items, some artistic, of some hot ladies that I "met" via My Space. Actually, a few of them showcase this girl's rear end... my fucking god, I have never seen anything so round in real life.

The others showcase another girl's perfect rack.... yes, so fucking perfect that I can't even believe it. I, quite frankly, am ready to hold onto them and swing around from titty to titty like I'm Tarzan of the mother fucking cleavage jungle!

Rather than refreshing the entire website over and over until you see them, you should just click here and refresh the page that opens up.

As always, thanks for reading...


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Labels: hot girls, technology, thoughts

...that's right... I love 'em. I love blonde girls. I can't get enough of them, and honestly looking back at my "track record" of dating I don't know why I haven't dated more of them.

...and no, I'm not including the "fake ass blondes" or the weak bitches that like to throw blonde highlights in their obviously jet black hair.

Now, back to the replacement.... hah, that's right... YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT... fucking scoot...

Anyhow, I was on my way home and decided to stop for some coffee at my favorite spot when low and behold, the girl that I mentioned in a previous post (you can look at it by clicking the "source" link at the bottom of the page), was working tonight all by herself. A very rare situation...

So, we had a nice discussion and just as I was about to ask her out, some Dilbert showed up at the other drive through window. So I left... and on my way home, I became overwhelmed with a severe feeling of regret. I thought about turning my car around and going back to the coffee stand to get this girl's number... but I didn't... I just went home.

...where I promptly looked up the phone number for the coffee stand, called her, and got her phone number and her interest in me taking her out on a date in the near future.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis..." I got the number, and a date... and I didn't even have to waste more gas money and/or time to do it.

Eat your heart out...


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Labels: adventures in everett, bitch killa, business is business, changes, hot girls, thoughts