...is what I am feeling right now. I think it's been quite some time since I have felt this kind of horrible, gut-wrenching anger.

My job is hectic. There is quite a bit going on, so I try to have my focus placed on work as much as possible right now.

On the other side of things is my family, doing their best I suppose... with the exception of one person who seems to be going out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.

I will spare you all the details of her childish antics which have more of an effect on my sister and my cousin than anyone. I'll stick to the most recent thing she has pulled which seems to effect only me.

Quite some time ago I lent her a wireless router that I wasn't using, which I thought would be helpful in showering my grandparents house with wifi signal. I could use it when I came over, and so could other family members as they decided to get laptops and such.

Well, this was working great until she went crazy and basically decided to "war" with everyone in the family (another story entirely).

So, about a week ago I guess she decided that she didn't want anyone else using the Internet that she paid for (she lives in the house rent free), and unhooked the router. I went over to my grandparent's house today, and needed to get online and finish up some work before the work week started only to find that the signal was gone.

I confronted her about it, at which point she decided to stand there and lie to me about her reasons for unhooking the router (I guess she forgot where I work, or thinks maybe that I don't understand how computers and networks function). Either way it pissed me off.

This is just one stupid stunt among a stack of many... a stack that I feel needs to have fire set to it, be toppled over, whatever... I guess really it's just one more thing to make me wonder if I'm really related to these people at all, or if they found me on a doorstep somewhere as a newborn.

Fuck...


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Labels: adventures in seattle, jackassery, stupid fuckers

....anytime I'm at work.

I'm tired of letting everyone have a fucking express lane into my life at any moment they want. Fuck that noise...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

I was almost done, almost all the way out... and then I get pulled over Thursday night on my way home. Turns out the computer says that my license is suspended. Awesome.

So, turns out I still owe Bothell Municipal Courts $277.00. After paying that yesterday I go over to the DOL to "un-suspend" my license, which they do. They then inform me that a "replacement" license will be $250 for me.

Two hundred and fifty fucking dollars for a license without a hole in it.

I cannot even fucking believe this shit. Now I get to go fuck around all over again....

I'm very disappointed.


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Labels: adventures in kenmore, stupid fuckers, thoughts

For those of you who don't know who Ashley Todd is, you can check out the source link below for some Google news stories about her...

The quick and dirty summary:

Ashley Todd is a McCain supporter and campaign volunteer from Pittsburgh, PA. Apparently she felt that the McCain camp really needed some help with their image, and fabricated a story about an Obama supporter mugging her, and then upon realizing that she was a McCain supporter then beat her and proceeded to "rape her into unconsciousness."

None of this is or was true. She beat mutilated her own face in order to substantiate the claims, and later was found out to be a fraud at which point she was arrested.

This is a picture of what she did to herself:



All I have to say about this trick is "wow, what in the fuck were you thinking you stupid piece of shit?"

I guess what I really wonder is why people get so out of control when it comes to politics? Everyone is up on their soap box talking about "vote for change" and "I promise this..." and "I promise that...."

What I've noticed in the almost 30 years that I've been alive is that NOBODY who runs for office actually does exactly what they say. The United States will continue to run regardless of who is in the oval office, and the people of this country will pretty much do what they want regardless of the laws made or the changes imposed upon us...

I dunno, maybe it's because I live in Washington state (which isn't the end of the earth, but you can sure see it from here...) and we are a bit more removed than other states (taking exception only to Alaska) and we kind of just do what we want here.... I guess really I'm just hopeful that we won't see too much fallout here regardless of who wins this presidential race.

Obviously I know who I'm voting for, and who I want to win... but when it comes down to picking between two people you cannot trust, the lesser of two evils is always the way to go, but also doesn't make me feel like I (or any other individual) has all that much control in how this country is run, we only have control over how we choose to react to how it is run.

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Labels: current events, jackassery, stupid fuckers, world news

I always thought it was pretty obvious why even though China has numbers, and I guess it is true that they have more people than the United States has bullets.... that if for some reason the U.S. and China went to war, why they would lose...

We won't talk about how they treat their people, and the fact that "free" people will fight much harder and with more dedication than "captive" people can ever hope to imagine...

We won't talk about how they limit the number of children that each family can have... and how they are all about looks and hiding what's really going on behind the scenes...

What we will talk about is the source link below, which speaks directly to their food/nutrition situation....

An excerpt:

"BEIJING — Nearly 6,000 Chinese babies remain hospitalized with kidney problems resulting from milk powder adulterated with the industrial chemical melamine, the Health Ministry said.

Six of the children were in serious condition, the ministry said in a statement posted on its Web site late Wednesday.

The government has been trying to contain the fallout after baby formula contaminated with melamine was blamed for causing the deaths of four infants and sickening about 54,000 other children in mainland China."

If your kidneys don't work, your body can't be cleaned. Hell, we could drop some crazy nasty bomb on them that attacked their immune systems, and anyone with a kidney weakness could automatically be counted as a statistic before the "device" were dropped. Everyone else will have kidney issues from primary/first exposure, and then second exposure would take care of the rest.

Morbid? Yes. Realistic? You had better damn well believe it.

Go ahead and think about that China, especially around the next time you are thinking about painting your toys with lead-based paint and then sending it over here, or even better the next time one of your disgruntled factory workers wants to shove some dirty pornography into a children's toy packaging...

Fuckers.


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Labels: current events, jackassery, stupid fuckers, world news

...sister is back in jail. Gotta love that...

I've been on hold with King County Corrections for oh.... 47 minutes and 43 seconds and counting... still no operator has answered the phone. I love that part even more.

I guess I kind of have to, not like I condone the fact that my sister has been pulled into jail... well fuck, lets see here:

Booking Events:
Book Date: 10/08/2008 15:30
Release Date:
Bail Amount: Bail Denied

Book Date: 05/10/2008 23:16
Release Date: 05/13/2008 15:46
Bail Amount: $1,000.00

Book Date: 04/09/2008 12:51
Release Date: 04/10/2008 16:19
Bail Amount: $2,500.00

Well there you have it folks. 3 times in the last year. This doesn't even include last year, or the year before that. I know I bailed her out once for $7500 (had to put my car up and all that jazz) when she first got into some serious trouble. All because she wanted to date some now 40 year old loser who chose to make his trade dealing crystal meth to anyone who would buy it from him. She's mentioned some of this guy's habits, one of which was accepting stolen property from his "customers" in trade for his product. Well, when the house is in your name, you go down for all of the bad inside of it generally (the house was in my sister's name).

My sister just turned 21 this year, so now she's able to go out and drink on top of all of this, something she's really never had trouble finding even when she wasn't supposed to be doing it.

Needless to say, I wonder if this is it. I wonder if I will ever see my sister again. I mean my sister, not this mess that she has become. I often think back to when we were all younger, especially if I see a picture of my sister before all of the drugs and bad behavior started. It makes me extremely sad to know that I can't do anything to help her, at least not until she is ready to listen. It scares me to think that something has hold of her so strong that she can't get away from it. It probably scares me even more because I know the feeling personally, not just through reading about it, or someone telling me how horrible it is. I have seen hell... and I try very hard not to see my sister in my mental picture of hell, but I guess it's getting a little bit harder each time.

I suppose people have probably asked the same question of me, and probably still do.... and now I just might understand what they see when they look at me, only because of what I see when I look at my sister.

I think one day it would be really great to have my family back, to be able to all sit in the same room and enjoy each other's company without people fighting for attention, or approval, or even throwing each other under the bus just to make themselves look better than the other.

Just the thought of that makes me sick, I find disgust in the idea of letting someone fall so that they can learn... I do not like it... but I can understand it.

I truly believe that there is only so much you can blame on genetics, and upbringing... the rest is decision and even sometimes trial and error until you find that happy balance. I know I'm still looking for that balance, and it feels a bit closer each day.

Sister, I hope that you find your balance... and soon. For I fear that if you do not, that you will fall off of this teeter-tawter that we call life, and I won't be able to pick you back up.

Everyone in our family calls me to ask about you. To ask where you are, and if I've heard from you, because you always call me. You always call me, and now you don't call anymore. So I have nothing to tell them, and worse I have nothing to tell myself.

I just need for you to reach hun, just stretch as far as you can to reach my hand, and I promise I will pull you out of the flames. I promise. I won't let you fall sis, I just won't.

I know I'm the one who walked away, I know this and I'm very sorry. I hope that one day you will understand why I had to leave so early, and why that environment wasn't healthy for me, and really was completely destroying me. I think about those times almost daily, and I know they weren't pleasant for either one of us.

But we are here today, and now, and tomorrow is what you have to look at, not the past anymore. You have to remember the good times and hold onto those, and create new good times for yourself, but healthy ones... I know we both have it in us to go to extremes, and now I'm asking you to go to another extreme, the extreme that leads you back to us, your family, and me, your ever loving brother. I love you so very much, I cannot even put it into words. But if I were to try, I would remind you of that talk we had, about the sunshine inside, and how that sunshine has to live and grow before people can see it on the outside, but that part is up to you.

If you choose to cloud your sun with bad actions, bad decisions, bad thoughts... then you yourself will be cloudy in judgment and follow-through. If you allow your sun to burn away those clouds, and purify your soul, then happiness and freedom follow. Do you remember what it's like to be free? To not have to look for something every day... to not owe your life and limb to some jackass who calls himself your friend, but really just wants to keep taking a piece of you at every encounter? Do you remember? Can you remember for me? More importantly, can you remember for you?

I hope that you can... I really do hope that you can still feel that sunshine on the inside, and that you can let it glow, because that's really what you need to do right now. You need to focus on that sun in you. Please....


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Labels: current events, stupid fuckers

...well haven't we all!!

You've got to check out the "source" link below, read the story, then follow the link to the database of "offenders."

It allows you to do some basic searching and sorting of the list. Let's see how many people we can pinpoint as actually "knowing" in real life....


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Labels: current events, funny shit, stupid fuckers, world news

Check out the source link below for a good laugh about a contest happening on the Greek island of Zakynthos this past weekend.

From the story:
"ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday."

Man, now that's good stuff...


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Labels: current events, funny shit, jackassery, stupid fuckers, world news

...well super, you thought the title was really kick ass.... well fucking awesome there little jackass!! Do you want a fucking gold star for that shit or what you faggot?

I said that to some young punk kid the other day because he made a comment to me about my car which I probably allowed myself to take a bit too personal.

Oh fucking well. I don't care what that punk bitch thinks and I certainly couldn't care less about what your "wind flapping" beef curtains are screaming at you to repeat.

..... I guess I'm a bit upset right now....

I'm definitely just a tad bit confused on what my next course of action should be in this circumstance. Relationships are already fucking hard enough for me.... it's a constant struggle when you don't trust anyone... and when your brain is always screaming at you to "watch out for this" or "i bet this person is doing this..." GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!

It makes things ten times worse on top of all of that when people you don't really even know or talk to that often start warning you. When they start talking shit on the sidelines and you overhear what they are talking about.... FUCK, is that something I should pay attention to? Can ignoring these odd feelings and warning signs really be all that beneficial in the long run?

Can preventing myself from obtaining more information about a subject I heard in passing really score me that many karma "roll-over" points to use later in life?

No. Preventing yourself from doing anything in life definitely always means at least two things:

1. You have some good self-control, but nobody gives a fuck about you and your self-control right now. In fact, I might just pay good money to have someone come over to your house
2. You are fucking yourself out of possibly very valuable information which you could have obtained at a cost of absolutely nothing

So, in retrospect, and hell reality even.... it would seem that I do in fact need to start making a mental note of all of this information that I hear, and then hold onto it for use at a later date.

Diabolical? Oh fuck yes.
Committed to my goal? Beyond committed.

I will get you.

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Labels: bitch killa, stupid fuckers, thoughts

Yeah... neither do I. But if you find yourself bored, go check out the source link below...

You'll get a great laugh if you hit up the picture section....


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Labels: jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

How about loaning your work badge out to people? You like doing that also? Well.... listen and learn tricks...

I used to work with a couple of knuckle heads... one male, one female. I'll make the story short and sweet for you....

The guy tells the girl "hey, I need to use your badge to get into the building, I left mine inside" or something like that...

Girl let's guy borrow badge. Guy proceeds to steal computer equipment from the building he used her badge to get into. He gets caught. He obviously gets fired. Now for the icing....

She is fired also as an accomplice. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Don't loan out your badge. Oh, and when you are on a team and supposed to be doing "team-work".... fucking do it, because Karma is a bitch and never quite comes around the same way you sent it out.


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Labels: current events, jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

Check out the source link below... it's a pretty comical story...

I just want to know when the standards for "associating oneself with other criminals" became so low....

....I remember a time when.... just kidding, I'll spare you the 20-miles, uphill both ways, in the snow!!!!! story.... we've all heard it... now read tricks...

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Labels: current events, funny shit, jackassery, stupid fuckers

I don't really even know what to say about the linked source story other than "you fucking idiot, what did you expect?"

Check out the source link for a very funny news article that I ran across on DIGG this morning.


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Labels: current events, funny shit, stupid fuckers, world news

...and while I think I've already said enough about this cock-master, mother fucker who attempted to rage on me today... but... I think I'll keep talking.

I was on my way home from work today, attempting to make a good pace in the midst of horrible 3:30 PM traffic. Let me explain a bit about 3:30 PM traffic on the 405 around here...

If you drive it enough around that time from the Eastside going Northbound, you will see that bad traffic doesn't actually start until right around 3:30 PM. It's bad, but if you are smart, it moves. You just can't be an idiot and start freaking people out by slamming your brakes on every other minute.

That said, I was past Bothell and on I-5 at this point... and some jackass in a fucking Iroq-Z was "driving" in front of me. I started to notice that the driver was letting "the gap" in front of him get bigger and bigger... I shit you not, we were at the 10+ car lengths between him and the next car.

During this little ordeal, I managed to keep anywhere from 1.5 to 2 car lengths away from this guy... I think most people would agree that's not very close at all. Still, this bastard felt the need to keep tapping his brakes, and to throw his hazard lights on more than once. Finally, when everyone way up in front of us is slowing down, he comes to a complete stop, still 10+ car lengths away.

Naturally, I stop very close to him since I had expected he would keep rolling forward. He gets all upset with me and I finally decide to go around him. Upon doing so he throws his arms up in the air and attempts to get me even more riled up.

He then followed me up the Mukilteo speedway, and got off right behind me on the Evergreen Way exit... I decided at this point that this fucker cannot know where I live. So, I find a dead end street near by with a nice city block sized loop. I drove down to this loop, and just started driving around it until this jackass finally got upset and left.

Fucking awesome!!!! You want a fresh one you frosty ass old crotchety fuck face loser?


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Labels: adventures in everett, stupid fuckers

So... I guess I won't go into any crazy details here... just because it's probably not very wise... but, I will say this:

A friend of mine came across a pirated/ripped copy of one of the latest albums by a band named "Tool" which I'm sure many of you know of, if not listen to. What I found amusing was the picture that the individual who ripped this album decided to use for the album art... actually "what I found amusing" is not really a proper way to convey how this picture made me feel. In fact, you will just have to see the picture for yourself, take note of the feeling you get, and then assume that I felt something similar... (If you laugh at it, you are a dick... and probably friend material for all intents and purposes...)


So, as my friend is listening to this album (and losing a piece of his soul with every second of the track that plays), this picture is displayed as the album art:




Fuck, what in the hell do you even say about something like this? I can't tell if this is a picture of the guy who ripped the music, or maybe a relative of his that he's trying to make famous... or hell, maybe it's just some random person that the culprit found a picture of and put it up to throw the authorities off his trail! Who really knows why people do what they do? I surely do not...

Thanks for reading... and yes you are correct, this post didn't really have an end... that's apparently what happens when I just start typing without thinking the content through or reviewing it... but hell, had I taken the time to review this post, it never would have made it to press.


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Labels: funny shit, stupid fuckers, thoughts

What's up everyone!! My apologies for the delay in between posts... Nothing new here, just busy with work as per normal. I did start a new job at a company that I've always wanted to work for, and what can I say, I love it!!!

Now, I should probably get to the point on this post... lest my readers start to believe that my job or the company that I work for have anything to do with the aforementioned list of shitty bitches.

Now, the list of states in the United States of America which qualify to be nominated for a status of "shitty bitch":

1. Wyoming
2. North Dakota
3. South Dakota
4. Kansas
5. Mississippi
6. Indiana
7. West Virginia
8. Vermont
9. New Hampshire
10. Rhode Island
11. Maine

You might just ask yourself what all of these states have in common.... you might be so disappointed with the list of states after seeing the names, that your ability to care about the subject could very well be gone... defunct.... extinct... whatever you want to call it.

You should know by now that I don't really care what you care about... I'm going to tell your shitty ass anyhow. These states don't have a single eNemesis reader in them in the past 30 days...

I have to be honest now... when I compiled the list for the first time... and instantly noticed the extremely lame nature of each and every state in the list... I was almost relieved. I mean, people from these states might just shart if they read my site.. and how would they handle that? Not quite shit but more than a fart? Those are difficult and confusing times if you ask me...

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Labels: cool shit, funny shit, stupid fuckers, thoughts

Man, it has been quite some time since I posted on Enemesis. I figured it was a good time to post when I found something that is trully ironic. And since we like to trash talk a lot of things here, read on for your entertainment.

Just for shits and giggles, I went to Live.com and typed "search".

You'd think that Microsoft would be smart enough to make their own search engine be the first result that came up.

Nope. Google is the 3rd on the list. Yahoo is 4th. AOL is 8th.

Live Search is 66th. MSN Search NEVER comes up (I looked through 10 pages of results before getting bored.

However, if you go to Google and type "search", Live.com is the first result.

Just goes to show that these companies, in their ultimate wisdom, are pure turd-burglers.

Labels: irony, jackassery, Microsoft, stupid fuckers

If you are a cop in the Puget sound, no I'm sorry.. that's not fair at all. If you are a police officer in Lynnwood, Washington then please, let me know how it feels to be a glorified tax collector. I mean, it's pretty damn fucking clear to me that you don't protect and serve anyone.

It seems to me that you "guys" just look for "easy tickets" like a brake light being out (1 out of 3 brake lights out isn't hurting anyone, in fact, if someone rear-ends me with two of my lights red in their face, then I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that one more wouldn't have helped), or a seat belt being off, or something equally minor.

Now, here is where things get fun... you use those items to "troll" for more severe offenses, hell even MAJOR offenses I imagine. What's that old saying, "if someone is willing to break a serious law, then they are probably double willing to ignore something trivial" or something like that... so I suppose you probably turn some nice revenue in on that premise.

Let's look at another situation though... one where someone is trying to do all of the right things, hell even trying to go out of their way to help someone out, and you pick on them. When they are a week and a half away from being out from under a net that they didn't even know they were in, and you make yourself feel better by not hitting them with the full penalty, but just enough to put them back into the system. Just enough to tip the scales and get more money out of them... just enough to make them hate life again...

Well check this out you son of a bitch, pig fucking assholes... you aren't getting over on me this time. You aren't putting me back into a system that fails everyone involved on a daily basis. You won't set me back and undo the work I have put my heart and soul into to get ahead. You won't fuck me over again, and you won't get me involved.

I did what I was told to do, and if you and your "state" can't get shit in line, then you can go fuck yourself. It's not my fault that you failed to inform me that you wanted me to comply with something that when looking at all of my paperwork, and calling the "head office" and doing my due diligence to find out that I supposedly am not required to do this "something." It's not my fault that you like to fuck people in the ass when they make a mistake, and unfortunately you missed out on this anus.... you sodomist pigs....

Now if you really want to I suppose, you can lick my brown eye pink... savage fucks.


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

...especially if I have to repeat the same story about what is going on in my life over and over again to you each time we talk.

Why is that fun for me? Why would I want to do that for you? Your twat ain't that nice trick...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

First this:



..and also this:



...and fuck why not one more for good measure:



I just have one question... who let this shit happen? I know there are some parents to blame somewhere...


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Labels: cool shit, jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

This weekend was pretty difficult for me, just in the sense that I had to go through a bunch of family related drama which always seems to weigh more on me than any other type of drama.

I think overall, the realization that I came to is that I am tired of dealing with stupid people, and I'm tired of those same stupid people expecting... no... demanding, a level of respect that they have not yet earned.

I also love when people tell me that the problems or issues I am going through right now really aren't that serious... or when I want to talk about them, people just try to shut me up by saying "don't worry you will get through it.

MAN FUCK YOU. How about you shut the fuck up you stupid faggot ass bitch. Nobody even gives a fuck about how you deal drugs all day long, and how you are scared about getting caught all the time, fuck off and shut up. Then go grow up, because that shit is like 10 years ago....

Also, to the people in my family that want to just fuck around and not carry their own weight... fuck you, grow up and start carrying your own water.

I'm tired of disappointing people and disappointing results from disappointing situations...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

I am very sad to say that I have the mis-fortune of knowing this certain person, who really when it comes down to it, is the most immature, selfish and self-loathing person that I know.

It seems as though every time I talk with this person, at some point or another this person will insult me. It doesn't matter how nice I am or what I say, either at some point during the "conversation" or at the end after we are done talking, this person will throw some really gross or hurtful statement in... why... I can only imagine it's because he starts feeling like a piece of shit about himself and so he says something mean in order to make himself feel better.

Fuck how you feel you faggot. I'm not here to take your shit, or even interact with you at all if you are going to be a giant faggot about things. Also, if you persist in attempting to push your shitty bullshit on me again, you will find someone you don't want to find at your front door.

Tread lightly you butt poking loser. (Disclaimer: I don't have anything against gay people. In fact I only use the word "fag" or "faggot" when referring to a straight person who is anywhere from a little to a lot homophobic. It gets under their skin more than anything else... and that's why I use it.)

That's all I have to say about that.


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

...some ugly ass people and some hot ass people. I found some interesting pictures on some MSN site about what people were wearing to the Grammy's... and I just have to say a few things about a few people...


First of all, Kanye... Can I ask what in the fuck you were thinking here? You aren't Al Pacino, you aren't Scarface, and last I heard you weren't a fag... no damn excuses here:

Wow, it's Courtney Love..... and can I just start by telling you that I'm less than impressed or excited by the fact that, one, this trick is still alive, and two, she still gets invited to Hollywood events, and three, THAT PEOPLE STILL ACTUALLY WASTE FILM ON THIS HAG!!! Courtney, go home and stay there... even if your house catches fire, do not ever leave it again:

This is ummm... Bootsy Collins? How about you get the fuck lost with your Zebra looking attire... you definitely look like the weakest of the herd:

Oh look, it's Jennifer Love-Hewitt. What a fine piece of ass! I think on my list of "pieces of ass" she definitely get's a 9.5 if not a 10 (If you don't agree, I don't really fucking care). I'm not sure what the deal is about JLH, but I think part of it has to do with the "natural look" she sticks with. There is something less and less appealing about plastic:

...and there you have it folks... Hollywood at it's worst and... somewhat best.

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Labels: ass clowns, current events, fresh to death, stupid fuckers, thoughts

So.. it's late at night, and I'm stuck on the fucking phone with a customer from my side business... who's computer is acting up and there isn't really anything that I can do about it.

I am walking this person through the most fucking basic of steps on their pc... I'm seriously about to kill myself.

I'm never agreeing to PC support again in my life... this fucking sucks. I am sick, tired and I want to go to fucking bed.

Oh well, I'm definitely billing for this shit... Definitely.... funny how $100 later I'm feeling great about this experience.


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Labels: stupid fuckers, technology, thoughts

I woke up this morning and checked my balance w/ my bank... it said I was overdraft...

Not happy about that. After some investigation, I found out that I was sent "over the edge" by an unexpected ATM fee in combination with my horrible book keeping tactics of late...

On top of that, I wait for my direct deposit to show up... still hasn't, then I find out that my bank had a hard drive fail last night... so to make matters even worse, I'm now just fucked in the anus until they get their shit working again...

Me: "So, how will this outage affect my ability to use ATM's?"

Bank: "Oh... well you can try, but you probably won't be able to pull any money out."

Well that's just fucking super!!! I hate financial institutions...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

...well don't make any noise, or sudden movements... but it seems that all this talk of idiots has attracted something, and I'm not quite sure what their purpose is...

But I do believe that we have stumbled upon a small herd of them...

Behold, the idiot:


At this point, I don't really think anyone has to explain why these seemingly "human" beings are actually being described as "idiots." But, for those of you from the same breed...

Electricity and water do not mix. Power strips/surge protectors are not built to stop the surge that occurs when 110V-120V AC current is introduced to water. Simply "floating" the power strip on a pair of fucking buoyant sandals is not a solution to this problem either....

Apparently they plan to prove us wrong...

Thanks Mom for sending this out, and thanks idiots for making this moment possible.


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Labels: stupid fuckers

Man... so I used to hang out with this idiot who we will call "H."

I call him that because it's also his drug of choice oddly enough...

So, I found out today from a reliable source that "H" decided to try and pass some counterfeit $20 bills to three local businesses yesterday. He was actually arrested on the third attempt.

Apparently he has been hanging out with a girl who is "producing" these fake pieces of money. She allegedly gave him two $20's and told him to go buy her a pack of smokes and to break the remaining money into smaller bills with the cashier.

The cashier caught the fake money immediately. "H" somehow talked his way out of getting in trouble and he left the store.

He then tries this again at another 7-11 type store... these guys aren't so nice and they call the cops. He manages to talk his way out of this and then decides to try once more at another store. This time the cops are called again and he is put in jail on a felony charge of attempting to spend counterfeit money.

Amazing... only a fucking crack-head heroin addict would keep trying to spend counterfeit money after failing twice AND already having the cops involved one one of those instances.

I guess really, the saddest part about it is that this will probably be the best thing for him. He needs to get clean and jail will probably be his best, last and only chance to do so....

What a sad state of affairs...

Click on the source link below for a list of Google News items related to idiots attempting to spend counterfeit money... apparently the penalties go up quickly based on the amount of "funny money" that is found in your possession... well duh!!!


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Labels: current events, growth, stupid fuckers, the pain of getting well, thoughts

So this happened back on 12/04, but I'm just now posting it:

...yeah... so yesterday was interesting.


Work was kind of lame, mainly because I had to have "a talk" with my boss. I found out that I'm "not approachable" and that I wear my "emotions on my sleeve" when I'm angry (this basically means that I don't hold back when I'm upset. If you did something to anger me, then you will know about it)


After all of that, I calmed down and decided to just work the remainder of the day and go home and sleep. That's when things got pretty crazy....


On my way home I stopped at the local Safeway supermarket. Upon leaving I noticed this girl's ass because she was bent over in her car moving something around. I was checking that out and walking to my car.


I get to my car and look back at her car, and some guy is standing there next to the passenger door just staring at me. I ask him what's up and if I can help him with something. He plays dumb and says "what?" Then I ask him why he's staring at me, and what the fuck his problem is (notice how the anger level went from like 3 to 10) and he says "oh... you think I'm staring at YOU?"

I just fucking lost it... I rolled up on this poor kid like a bat out of hell and he pretty quickly backed down with a "hhhhey man... I don't really get what this is all about..."

You're damn right mother fucker, and neither do I...

But really, I suppose that I'm pretty happy he said that last little bit... and that really I didn't actually get into a fight with some stupid punk in the local Safeway parking lot. More drama that I just really don't need.

I'm still ready to fight someone though...


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Labels: stupid fuckers, thoughts

...is my witty posts on this website, and I bet you do too!

So, this week was super killer busy. I was working 10+ hour days every day but Thursday, which is just as good because I had to go to class and then I got to hang out with some good friends for dinner.

A busy day no matter which way you slice it.

I guess what really seems to throw a wrench in my whole crazy work schedule is the fact that my commute takes me down into Redmond from Everett where I currently live. Now I do have to say that I live in south Everett, like just north of Silver Lake... so it's not as though I have to commute from north Everett or worse.

I do have to commute during the heaviest traffic times of the day. I will more than likely end up staying late even when we aren't busy (if that ever happens) until at least 7 or 7:30pm just to avoid the heavy onslaught of traffic and also to have the ability to use the carpool lane after 7 (yes, we actually open our HOV lanes on some of our highways to help with traffic congestion. They don't do it during the traffic shittiness... but they do use it at the end of rush hour, and it helps clear out the last bit of remaining shit tube clog... yes I just coined a new phrase for traffic... I agree, it isn't very creative is it?) and for all of you fuck-tards that honk at me, flash your brights, flip me off, write down my plate, call me into that '1800-I'mabusterandhavenofriends' number... next time look at the little tiny sign they have attached to the HOV lane restriction signs. You might notice that it says 5am-7pm. What this means is that when we are outside of these times, the carpool lane is just like any other lane. Now get it straight you losers, or I might just punch you in the neck.

Anyhow, I am working on a plan to help my commute. It might end up being the bus, or maybe a carpool, but it's going to be something dammit, I can't handle this shit.

Also, I found out that taking the bus from Snohomish County into King County can actually cost more than it's worth.... I mean if I'm going to be stranded at work all day until I take the bus back home, I want it to be more than reasonably priced.

Well, that's what's going on right now... or what I'm thinking about at least... enjoy...


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Labels: irony, stupid fuckers, thoughts

I might just be high on life, but this shit was pretty funny (you will need headphones or speakers for the audio):

Michael Vick's School For Disobedient Dogs


This is from the video (I swear to god he says this): "these aforementioned techniques are not always foolproof, sometimes i have call an audible and use a little reverse psychology... and that's when I just beat those dogs for no reason at all...."


Fuck yeah, that's funny stuff.


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Labels: current events, stupid fuckers, world news

I'm almost ashamed to say that I used to work for AT&T...

Read the source link below for some interesting findings about the old ma' bell spin off...


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Labels: current events, stupid fuckers, world news

Check out the source link below for an awesome story on how a Federal court stripped SCO of ownership rights to Unix. Oh wait, it gets better, they then handed the privilege over to Novell!!!

Haha!! SCO, you are a piece of giant shit for attempting to fuck people over for using something that has technically been "free" and a cornerstone of IT innovation for decades.

so, now that you are crippled, how's it feel?


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Labels: current events, stupid fuckers, world news

I guess I really shouldn't be admitting that I caught any girl in the act of faking it... but in reality it happens to everyone so fuck it...

It's funny when someone continues faking it after you have called them out on it... like somehow I couldn't tell. Or even better.. the over-exaggerated "follow-up" orgasm after you've called the person out. It's usually followed by some fake embarrassment over how "out of control" and loud they just got.

Ladies, please understand just one thing:

If you continue to lie about your level of satisfaction, the guy won't know that he has to switch it up in order to get you off. You aren't doing anything noble by continuing to lie to your man about what a pimp he is. If he's a real pimp, he'll care enough to switch up his "technique" in order to satisfy you. If not, then he's a fucking loser and his technique is bullshit anyhow.

I think it actually serves you right for lying, regardless of the reason. I also think it's great that some stupid fucking tricks will keep lying about it and end up just lying on their back for a short period of time while their guy uses them for a sperm catch all.

Did that upset some of you? Good, but if you want sympathy go talk to someone who cares about what you think. Now, do you want a fresh one?

Read the source article below to find out how you gave yourself away... or for the guys, how the facts are right there in your face if you want to acknowledge them.


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Labels: jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

So today was interesting to say the least. I found out that someone whom I used to hang out with on an almost daily basis, and lately haven't been even talking to let alone hanging out with just overdosed for the second time this year.

During this overdose, this person was actually dead for about half a minute. Apparently the story goes like this:

It's hard when you are trying to get clean. It's worse when you chose an opiate to be your drug rather an an upper of some sort. Uppers always seem easier to kick (METH being a very HUGE exception to that rule).

From what I heard, his relapse started about two or three days ago. It's that same trip that everyone has, it's just that when you are addicted and your brain starts to play games with you.... you generally turn to something that will slow it down or shut it off so that you can get through the day without just going crazy.

It really is an obsession of the mind and an allergy of the body.

I guess he was doing really well until he started feeling this way. He called his family and some friends and nobody really had any time for him, or so he felt. He ended up using this as an excuse to use. So today he went to the H man's house and ended up shooting about 50 out of 80 units in his syringe (or so I am told).

Now I'm no doctor, but I'm guessing had he gone and done the entire 80 units (whatever that means) he probably would actually be dead now.

Now back to the story... so I guess he got his fix, and while still sitting in the chair at the dope mans house he began to feel the effects of his overdose. Being a somewhat smart guy, he decides that he needs to leave and seek out medical help.

He walks outside to his car, and upon reaching it he quickly realizes that driving would be a bad idea because he had no doubt that he would crash the car as soon as he blacked out. He looks around and remembers there is a fire station nearby.

He starts walking toward the fire station, now it's a race between his legs and the H in his blood. He barely makes in there, sees a fireman washing the firetruck. The fireman asks him what's wrong, he blurts out that he is overdosing on heroin and that he needs some "narcon" or something like that.

The next thing he remembers is waking up by vomiting all over himself.

Apparently right after he told the fireman what was going on, the H got him. He blacked out and fell flat on his face on the cement. Cut his forehead and busted his lip open. Since he told the firefighter what was going on, they shot him up with "narcon" and then hit him with the defibrillator paddles. No response.

I guess they did everything they could, and just as the fireman gave up and turned around, to pronounce him or whatever they do, the guy I know woke up and threw up all over himself. The firefighter had never seen it before. His heart had stopped and he was officially dead.

Now... just think if you had gone through that today. Makes those shitty problems you have seem a lot less serious, no?


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Labels: adventures in everett, jackassery, stupid fuckers, the pain of getting well, thoughts

I wrote this awhile ago. I'm posting it today because I fucking feel like it.

I get so tired of repeating the same motions over and over again.

When I was all crazy with my use and abuse, it seemed like I kept doing the exact same thing over and over again while expecting different results.

It's the definition of insanity.

Well, I was in another situation that seemed to mirror my using stage. I guess what I mean is that I just kept hoping that something would work out and go my way if I was patient enough.

I've pretty much run aground with the idea that waiting will get me what I want. Unfortunately this isn't true, while waiting is good... hell, patience in general is great.... but sometimes it is possible to out wait yourself only to your demise.

At this point in my life, I am done waiting. I am done hearing stupid excuses and circular logic used to avoid answering questions directly. Don't get me wrong, I understand the purpose of vague answers... they mean you can change your answer later and never really have to commit to any one stance.

It's really not all that complex, or even close to difficult to figure out what is going on when it occurs.

I guess the deal is that it just makes me super mad when someone that I throw everything up on the table for with regard to trust, wants to just talk in circles when I ask them direct questions.

It makes me mad because the first thing that I assume is that this person is doing something they feel ashamed of behind my back.

Now here is the real kicker. It doesn't actually matter what's going on behind the scenes, feeling this way repeatedly is more than enough to ruin a relationship/friendship and burn me out altogether.

Burnt to the point where I just won't come back...


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Labels: bitch killa, jackassery, stupid fuckers, thoughts

Oh man, check out the source link below for an awesome story about an Internet feud.


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Labels: current events, stupid fuckers, world news

I'm sitting here today and for some god-awful reason I started thinking about an incident that happened long ago, in another life...

I guess that means the readers win today, because I've decided to share....

It was a normal summer day. I had just come back from boot camp early due to some comedy of errors on my part which went down after I got to San Diego. If I remember correctly I was about two months into returning to the Puget Sound, and I happened to be staying with a family member in Kent, WA.

Another younger family member of mine was also staying there at the same time, and she was having friends over each and every day. The owners of the house had a nice garden with something that some people consider medicine, and much to my dismay, this younger family member of mine had been stealing some this medicine for herself and taking it into downtown Kent to show off to her friends.

David, Bob and I were downstairs, enjoying some of our hard work when we heard this younger female family member yelling at someone coming into the house. Naturally we were pretty concerned with who had come over to our workshop.

We started heading upstairs only to be met by three Male's in our stairwell, asking to use the phone. Bob decides to hand them the cordless phone, hoping to avoid a conflict, at which point they advise us that we can no longer contact 911 now that they have the phone and then quickly say "but you really wouldn't want to call the cops anyhow now would you?"

Fuck no. They will make this situation an order of magnitude worse. We have to figure out how to get these three trick ass thugs out of our house with out shit popping off. Guns will bring cops, noise will bring cops, yelling will bring cops... you get the picture.

Luckily, right before this went down I had a chance to walk by these three punks up the split level stairs into the living room. I knew I had left my knife on the coffee table upstairs (a stupid mistake that I have yet to repeat since this incident), and I was concerned that one of these shitty bitches might get to it before me. We didn't know what they were carrying, and we sure didn't want shit lighting up right in our entry way if we could avoid it.

I start thinking "what in the fuck is going on here, we are going to need to throw down right here on the split level stairs." Bob tries to calm these three idiots down, meanwhile I'm upstairs picking up my Teflon coated Benchmade from the coffee table and UN-screwing the wood pole from a house broom. I'm getting ready to beat some funky trick ass.

At this point David is still standing next to Bob, Bob is holding our HUGE attack trained German Shepard, they are all three at the bottom of the stairs. I am at the top of them ready to start knocking funky bitches down the stairs.

The younger female family member of mine is standing at the top with a female friend which I noticed didn't seem scared at all like you would think. In fact she was EXTREMELY CALM... something I will touch on later.

Bob tries to negotiate with the intruders, eventually he tells them all we have is a small amount of what they are looking for, but that he would be glad to give it to them if they would just leave.

I couldn't fucking believe it. The guy running the show here is pussing out harder than I've ever seen. David and I are ready to beat the shit out of these fucks right after we let the dog have a piece. I'm visualizing the wooden pole, being used as a staff, going right through some eye sockets and knocking teeth right the fuck out of mouths left and right. I'm starting to wonder just how serious this is going to get....

Bob hands over the small stash... and without hesitation the punk fuckers say "now we want the rest..."

Well of-fucking-course... I mean would you stop asking for shit if your previous attempt proved successful? Fuck no, especially if you have nothing to lose.

David and I are tripping out at this point, we can't even believe what is going on. At this point we look at each other like we are just going to set it off and fuck what Bob says. At that very moment, as if he somehow heard our mutual thoughts, Bob let the dog go and ran down the stairs to get an axe. We didn't have any guns in the house at this point, mainly because a weapons enhancement charge will ruin your fucking life here in the states.

I start rushing these fuckers who are now scrambling to get away from the dog and David, and follow them out the door.

Bob came around the other side of the house with the axe in a rage I have seen only one other time in his eyes and he swung....

He had just sharpened that blade the week before... I know it was sharp because I had just split wood with it the day before.... there was blood spray, screaming... and an adrenaline burst that you only see when someone is trying to end another persons livelihood and or life in general.

Bob stopped, somewhat shocked at what had just happened. I continued running after them about halfway down the country road until I was convinced they wouldn't be turning around to come back.

I came back to the house. My younger female family member was still there, as were David and Bob. The other girl had left... and took her calmness with her. Some quick investigation quickly revealed that she had been in on the plot.

We couldn't figure out how these three punk fuckers got into the house in the first place, other than someone must have let them in. My younger female family member apparently let her "friend" in, who quickly made sure to unlock the door behind her back, at which point her friends came in. They marked our house because this same family member had been stealing stash and taking it downtown and showing it off. Upon others inquiring as to where she obtained this, she explained that "she just gets it, and that's all they need to know."

Now so you know, yes.. when something happens, it happens just like this. Something so small and stupid, a thread for enemies to pull on in order to cause a hole in your outer shell... just enough for them to get in.

Talk about a crazy day in the life of yours truly... it's one of many, and I hope you enjoyed hearing about it. If not, fuck you.


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Labels: a day in the life of, adventures in kent, bitch killa, stupid fuckers, thoughts

...that I don't have anything awesome to write about.


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Labels: stupid fuckers

I don't even really know what to say about this one... you have to check out the linked news article by clicking "source" below.

From the article (ripped off from DIGG:

His reward from a state that heavily promotes alternative fuels: a $1,000 fine last month for not paying motor fuel taxes. He's been told to expect another $1,000 fine from the federal government. And to legally use veggie oil, state officials told him, he would have to first post a $2,500 bond.

So really, this is just fucking fabulous... I wasn't aware that you had to pay a tax to burn fuel in your vehicle. I can understand paying taxes at the time of purchase, and paying for tabs so that you can run your vehicle on the roads.

My thought here however, is that the tabs should cover the burning of fuel in your vehicle. I mean hell, what else are you going to do with a car on the road? Push the damn thing?

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Labels: business is business, current events, stupid fuckers, technology

Ok, if you are a bacon lover such as myself, then you already know who wins this battle....

The point is this... There are two types of bacon, the great kind which is thick and has more meat then fat, and then there is the shitty kind, which is just super thin (composition of meat to fat ratio is irrelevant with shitty bacon simply because its mere existence is a waste of time, and therefore so would be any further discussion pertaining solely to aforementioned "shitty bacon") and nobody really ever likes it... EVER.

So now to the crux of the issue...

In our little cafeteria/lunchroom or whatever the hell you want to call the comedy of errors that is food service in this building... they have been serving shitty bacon with what seems to be an increased frequency. When I first started working here, which wasn't that long ago, there was good, even great bacon abound!! Now there exists this pile of shitty bacon, that for obvious reasons, remains a very large pile throughout the day and I am guessing is therefore wasted completely at the end of each work day.

I know this didn't happen with the great bacon, because the pan was almost empty numerous times and I found it challenging to procure any of the great bacon for myself. Not so with the shitty bacon, in fact they also use the shitty bacon on the breakfast sandwiches, which I find very troublesome.

So here is the deal... you keep serving your shitty bacon, and we will just keep not eating it. At the rate you are going through it (by throwing it out every night) I wager that you will be back to serving great bacon again in about one more week.

If for some reason the previous statement fails to arrive at present, I will be punching you, and your shitty bacon... you guessed it... right in the fucking neck... but it doesn't stop there. I will also make you eat all of the shitty bacon that you might fully experience the reality which you force all of us to live by serving aforementioned shitty bacon.

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Let not ye fall to temptation of serving the shitty bacon, lest the lord strike thee down with furious anger over slaughtering such a shitty pig and then attempting to serve it as though the people eating it were shitty as well.

Ok, now for some science.. click the source link below to check out what a scientist at the University of California is proposing for removing Carbon Dioxide from our atmosphere.


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Labels: a day in the life of, adventures in bothell, bitch killa, fresh to death, stupid fuckers

I'm not sure how many of our readers were following the story about Michael Schreck... in fact I would probably say as few as possible...

I guess I'm saying that mainly because I had no idea who this stupid prick is/was... whatever...
The point is, that after you click the "Source" link below and ready the Seattle Times story about this guy losing consciousness, and then opting to roll under a log and leaves and just chill out for a bit....

What a fucking loser...


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Labels: adventures in redmond, ass clowns, bitch killa, stupid fuckers

So this morning, the fucking new coffee girl at work handed me someone else's coffee... which I proceeded to doctor up by adding an obscene amount of half and half cream to.

All of the sudden, this lady taps me on the shoulder and says "umm, I think that's MY coffee..." As I read the sharpie ink on the side of the iced beverage cup... it became all too apparent that she was correct, the fucking new barista handed me the wrong coffee. She didn't call it out... and to make matters worse, it looked just like my daily request when it came off of the line.

Ok, no big deal right? Everyone makes mistakes, and surely I wasn't the only one to blame here. Wrong. The other customer was pretty upset about it, and decided that while she chose to wait for her replacement coffee, she would stare at the back of my head until it exploded or something (which didn't happen).

Anyhow, here is how I should have handled this...

HER: "umm, I think that's MY coffee..."

ME: (thinking to myself... wondering why I keep hearing a dog bark in the building... the slowly realizing that this troll is talking to me for real, and that I'm not staring in Lord of the Rings or something like that) "why are you talking to me?"

HER: "well.. umm... because you have MY coffee in your hand."

ME: "ok trick, obviously you aren't smart enough to pick up on the real issue at hand here... the fact that you are a fucking ugly troll that would scare this coffee right out of the cup, and you should really be more careful with where you point that god forsaken weapon (her face) before someone ends up suing you, or worse, decides to fix it for you by punching you in the fucking neck... any other shitty questions hobgoblin?

Oh and let me also elaborate on this issue of 'property' that you have raised, I own anything and everything that I can and desire to place my hands upon trick. That means this coffee, and the next one that I am going to knock out of your hands and onto the floor for even mentioning to me that you had a wish or a care. Like I give a fuck...."

HER: "oh my god!!! I can't believe you said that to me!!! What is your name, I am going to report your conduct to my manager!!!???!"

ME: "did you forget? I'm the boss of you, fucking shitty bitch. Now drop and don't stand back up until I leave the room, I don't want to cry on the inside anymore then I have to today from seeing your buck wild, trick nasty face. Oh, and this replacement coffee you have now, let me show you how you should drink it (knock coffee on the floor), see... dogs lap shit up off of the floor, and you being a dog, should follow suit."

I must say, it feels great just to even type this shit out... very therapeutic...


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Labels: adventures in bothell, ass clowns, bitch killa, fresh to death, jackassery, stupid fuckers

Check out the source link below, and you can get a glimpse of the extent that cops go to in Federal Way to clean up detritus in the high schools...


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Labels: ass clowns, current events, stupid fuckers

Hello everyone, I just thought I would give a quick head's up to the fact that we are no longer supporting the email subscription.

Here is why:

1. I came up with the idea when I was high one day...
2. It's a shitty idea
3. Only the staff was actually using it
4. RSS is way better

Reasons I came up with for keeping it:

1. Rooster said it annoyed him

Well there you have it... It just wasn't worth keeping, even if I did get a tiny bit of pleasure out of it...

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Labels: a day in the life of, adventures in bothell, bitch killa, stupid fuckers

My friend IM'd me this link earlier (thanks Oshie!) and I about laughed my ass off.

Check out the source link below...


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Labels: ass clowns, bitch killa, stupid fuckers

Seriously, what's up with online banking? All the banks have gotten their panties in a bunch and added way too much security on the account.

OK, I get why. You were getting phished like no other. I can understand that, but you seriously overreacted.

For example, my bank now requires the following if I am on my personal computer (only one computer can be authenticated at a time):

1. I go to the website, enter my account # (which is 55378008), and login.
2. It takes me to a secondary page where it asks me to enter my password. I enter my password (which is "fatmaninalittlecoat").
3. Then I'm taken to a 3rd page where it asks me to enter my secondary password. I enter "nancypelosiisarugmuncher".

If I am on another computer such as my laptop or work computer, these are the steps I have to take to see my balance or whatever:

1. I go to the website, enter my account # (which is 55378008), and login.
2. It takes me to a secondary page where it asks me to enter my password. I enter my password (which is "fatmaninalittlecoat").
3. The site then says "you're not on your original computer, please enter your pass phrase". So I enter "howdareyou!!"
4. A new screen pops up saying "would you like to authenticate this computer now?" I click "no".
5. Another screen pops up and asks the security question "are you annoyed yet?" So I enter "yes dammit, all i want to do is check my f&%$ing balance".
6. And that's it, I'm in!

This is such a pain in the ass. I don't understand why they didn't consult me on making their system more secure. I am the definition of someone who can protect their personally identifiable information. Idiots!

Labels: business is business, jackassery, stupid fuckers, technology

...and let me tell you why...

BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!!!!

If I want to read your email, and then I choose not to respond because I think your email is shitty, then get over yourself.

You don't need to be all "big brother" and try to spy on me. Oh and I really love the "deletion receipts" too! It's great when I get a notice that says

"ALERT: The sender of this email has such a low self esteem that they need to know if you read their email before you deleted it. Would you like to ruin this miserable prick's day?"

Just so you know, I want to click "yes" every time... I really do. I want to let every single person who does this shit know that they suck. But I don't, because more than wanting to ruin their day controls me, is my urge to deny people like this any forward progress in any domain I see as my own, including my Email Inbox.

That said, the next person who attaches a fucking read receipt to an email they send me is not only going to get the read receipt, but a nice kick in the pants... one suitable for the shittiest of bitches and "small dick" email senders alike.


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Labels: adventures in everett, email, growth, stupid fuckers, thoughts

It's no big secret... I used to work for AT&T Wireless, which was purchased by Cingular Wireless which is now part of AT&T again.... weird...

I guess the owner of this car was really confused by the whole situation:

This took place behind the very call center that I started working for AT&T Wireless in, also known to employees and alumni as "Bothell 2" hence the pictures show the "Bothell 2 parking lot." Go figure....

Anyhow, many thanks to the owner/driver of this car for crashing it and allowing all of our readers to amuse themselves for a few minutes.

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Labels: adventures in bothell, bitch killa, car, stupid fuckers

Today was pretty wild... I'm just not even sure where to start or what to say about what I start with... so I'll just tell you how it happened, in order:

My day started with some extreme back pain followed by my mom sending me an instant message over MSN messenger. She told me that she is definitely going to sell the house, followed by a bunch of other stuff about why... and then something that caught my attention more than the rest of what she was telling me. She said "If I sell the house then I can at least pay off the bills and not leave anyone with debts," which sounded very strange to me because my mom is only in her 50's, and with medical science the way it is, I can't see her not living until at least her late 70's.

I'm really not sure what that means, and since my mom has mentioned and well pretty much threatened suicide before, I am a bit worried. I think that's all that I will say about that subject... mainly because thinking about it too much makes me very upset.

I decided to go over to a friend's house today, rather than sit at home and look for jobs by myself, and on my way over there I received a call from the King County Regional Justice Center. They were calling to try and locate my kid sister.

My sister is unfortunately dating some idiot that is now being investigated/charged with the possession of stolen property and attempting to distribute narcotics, specifically meth-amphetamines. At first, they had only charged my sister's boyfriend and were merely "investigating" my sister. I bailed her out of jail over the matter and explained to her that it would be in her best interest to move back in with our mom and get away from her jackass boyfriend. She agreed, that is until they dropped the charges on him... at which point she decided that everything was fine and dandy, and that she would be staying with him.

This broke my heart. My sister is only 19, and really just beginning her adult life and she is already fucking it up by getting involved with this shit. I guess I wouldn't be so upset or scared if I hadn't been there myself. Maybe I worry too much about not being able to take back the things you do in life...

Anyhow, everything was fine and dandy.. until they decided that since they couldn't catch her boyfriend, they would instead put the squeeze on her. She is now being charged with everything that he had been charged for earlier, and all because the house was in her name... because she had the "good" (to be read as "new") credit.

So that leads me back to this call, where they kindly informed me that my sister has court this coming Monday and is being charged with possession of stolen property and intent to distribute narcotics. I thought it was pretty nice of King County Courts to call and remind her, in fact I couldn't believe it. I've dealt with King County on more than one occasion and I don't think that I have ever received a phone call before.

Let's move on...

I arrive at my friend's house, we shoot the shit for a while, discuss our mothers and our brothers with another mother and whatever else you want to throw in there. Then we depart to run some errands, during which I receive a phone call from my own house.

It's my old buddy that I have mentioned here before, the one I have stopped talking to... the one I haven't called back all week. He is in my house, talking to me on the house phone. I am a bit scared... I wasn't sure how he got in, if my roommate was OK, or what the situation was really. Don't get me wrong, he's not a horrible person, he's just lost... and I just don't trust his decision making abilities right now.

He started off with the usual bullshit.. something about breaking into my house, that I am a skeezer and I am pretty sure the "N" bomb was thrown in there a few times as well. I quickly interrupted him, told him that I was right in the middle of something, that I would have to talk to him later about why I hadn't called him back all week... but more specifically and to the point, that I wouldn't be home for a few hours, so he should leave.

He hung up before I told him to leave, and I think probably before I even got to the part about not being home for a few hours... My roommate had in fact been home, she was the one who let him in and let him use the phone to call me. She also informed me that when he showed up to the house, he was so high that he could barely open his eyes. He then started telling my roommate that I had been really distant, and hard to get a hold of lately... and therefore that I must be "back on the pills." Cute dude... fucking cute. I seriously cannot even fucking believe that you have the balls to come over to my house uninvited, high, and then try to tell my roommate that I am the one doing drugs... what in the fuck is your problem G? You don't ever do that again, and you don't ever cross my gaze again, lest we have a discussion absent of words.

I should probably move on or this will be 20 pages before I'm done...

More of the day went by, I had a good time hanging out with my buddy. Made plans to play with Lego's with another friend of mine (I know, super geeky, but I love Lego's... so fuck you), and got a bunch of other random shit taken care of like applying for jobs, moving forward on some other plans that I have in the works, etc, etc. Then I received a text message... it asked me whether or not I was still mad.

I don't want to mention who the sender was, but yes, I am still very mad. In fact I'm not sure quite when I will be "not mad" again. . To be frank, you chose to protect someone that you didn't even like until I introduced you. You betrayed your friend of around 5 years by witholding information that could have changed some things. Like maybe my dignity...

You threw that away when you chose to hold onto that information. I don't care why you thought it was a good idea not to get involved... in fact I'll tell you right off that I think that's bullshit. You only do that when you don't care about someone at all, when you don't really give a fuck if they get screwed over and don't even know that it's coming....

So yes... I am still mad, very mad.... and I will be until I do something about it.

Labels: a day in the life of, bitch killa, stupid fuckers

Cingular... fuck you. I paid my bill, then you shut me off 2 days later for non-pay, and here's where it gets really awesome, you take your online site down for the evening so I can't even pay my bill or review the balance to see why you think I need to be shut off.

Thanks, I will be cancelling my service as soon as I find a wireless company worth porting my number to. Oh yes, I WILL BE TAKING MY NUMBER YOU FAGGOT SHITHEAD COCK LICKERS.

Washington Mutual... fuck you too. I really think it's keen that you decided to stop sending me back my original cancelled checks... and decided to offer a service online where I can view them. Now if you could just actually fucking fix my online account, folks this thing has been broken for over 3 years with no resolution, then that might work out for me. Thanks for signing me up for your new service without asking, and without making sure that I actually have access to the Internet. I hope all of your banks catch fire and you go out of business. I will be closing my accounts very soon and moving over to BECU... because for some god forsaken reason it seems that airplane manufacturers treat their banking customers better than you, a bank, treats theirs... May you die of a perforated colon, caused by getting overly kinky with a homeless transvestite and a rusty metal pipe. Go to hell.


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Labels: adventures in everett, bitch killa, business is business, changes, reviews, stupid fuckers

..that's right, I said hunt.. but I probably should have started that word with the letter "c" as this job hunt is nothing but a bleeding sore ready to die.

I've been looking for jobs for around 60 days now... and at the start, I was working with recruiters because I thought for sure they would find me something really quick.

Well they fucked me over, and the majority of them haven't contacted me back.

So.. that makes me feel like I'm just a piece of crap, and that I can't find a reasonable job on my own.

So fuck that noise... I just decided that I'm going to mail bomb every employer in a 50 mile radius from my house, and keep on going from there...

In other news... well who the hell cares, that news isn't about me or this website...


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Labels: business is business, changes, jobs, stupid fuckers, thoughts

...they tend to take everyone else down with them.

So, I know this guy... in fact I know him really well. In fact, the job he is working right now he has because I gave it to him.

Ya... I know this guy... and really it's unfortunate. This is really the only person that I know, that everyone else I know... hates. Nobody can stand this guy, and I recently realized that I'm just putting up with his manipulative bullshit for no reason.

He just got himself in some trouble at work, all becuase he was slacking off. Then he had the nerve to try and pull me into it by asking me to appear at a meeting that one of his bosses scheduled, to discuss his lack of work.

As it turns out, I had to meet with one of my recruiters that day, but even if I hadn't... he didn't give me the information I asked him for (in order to help save his ass) and when I wrote him a serious email after the fact, he tried to put it back on me calling it "bullshit" and saying that I should have had that talk with him in person.

Well buds, I've got just one more thing to say to you... "try being less manipulative, and less of a pushy prick, and people might just start having those coversations with you in person. I think what made you mad is that you didn't have the opportunity to try and manipulate me, or persuade me into another line of thought."

It must suck to have your entire family think you are on drugs, want to help you get off of them and then sabotage it and yourself by stopping the process. It must also really suck to have all of your "best friends" in life just cut you off like you are nobody.

Well my friend, the more drugs you do, the more you fuck people over and the more you keep trying to blame everyone else for the aftermath of your actions, the more people will push you away, not care about what happens to you, and let you fail when you need help the most.

Have a nice life... trick...


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Labels: adventures in everett, business is business, changes, stupid fuckers, thoughts

Yeah, we all know those fuckers.. that type in UPPERCASE all the time over IM...



Or those really special fucktards that tYPE lIkE tHIs oR something... fucking ass pirates.



Here's to you johnny fuck-nose:

...thanks for nothing.

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Labels: adventures in everett, bitch killa, stupid fuckers